Simone of Epica New member Jan 23, 2016 45 0 0 Jan 25, 2016 #6,981 (But no slave Leia bikini for you) Granted, but the tacos are bland as heck. I wish for Coke and rum.
(But no slave Leia bikini for you) Granted, but the tacos are bland as heck. I wish for Coke and rum.
reg42 New member Mar 18, 2009 5,390 0 0 Jan 25, 2016 #6,982 Granted, though its stolen from Colombia's chief cartel - and they want it back. I wish my door would stop rattling.
Granted, though its stolen from Colombia's chief cartel - and they want it back. I wish my door would stop rattling.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 25, 2016 #6,983 Granted, it's been removed and not replaced I wish I had a room full of mythical treasures and relics
Granted, it's been removed and not replaced I wish I had a room full of mythical treasures and relics
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Jan 25, 2016 #6,984 Granted. They are all cursed. I wish I had a fantastic collection of mythical creatures.
Simone of Epica New member Jan 23, 2016 45 0 0 Jan 25, 2016 #6,985 Granted. They are the size of electrons. I wish I lived in a castle in Romania.
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Jan 25, 2016 #6,986 Granted. Dracula throws you out and blankets the land in terror and darkness like the world has never seen before. I wish real life had cheat codes.
Granted. Dracula throws you out and blankets the land in terror and darkness like the world has never seen before. I wish real life had cheat codes.
Simone of Epica New member Jan 23, 2016 45 0 0 Jan 25, 2016 #6,987 (Nooo, Gary Oldman! I thought what we had was special!) Granted. But the entry pad is somewhere on Mars. I wish mankind had a Mars colony already.
(Nooo, Gary Oldman! I thought what we had was special!) Granted. But the entry pad is somewhere on Mars. I wish mankind had a Mars colony already.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 25, 2016 #6,988 Granted, it's a hell-hole (I want planetary colonies, too) I wish everything was brilliant
Simone of Epica New member Jan 23, 2016 45 0 0 Jan 26, 2016 #6,989 Granted, but your preferences immediately shift so that everything suddenly isn't brilliant. I wish for a bottle of 500 mg vicodin.
Granted, but your preferences immediately shift so that everything suddenly isn't brilliant. I wish for a bottle of 500 mg vicodin.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Jan 26, 2016 #6,990 Granted, it filled with my [salty] backwash... Yum! I wish I could make it rain on them holes!
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Jan 26, 2016 #6,991 Granted. It is acid rain. I wish it would be proven beyond any doubt one way or the other, whether or not god exists.
Granted. It is acid rain. I wish it would be proven beyond any doubt one way or the other, whether or not god exists.
Simone of Epica New member Jan 23, 2016 45 0 0 Jan 27, 2016 #6,992 Granted. God exists, but abandoned us ages ago. I wish for the technological singularity.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Jan 27, 2016 #6,993 Granted, it's more paper-thin than the weekday newspaper... I wish I saw the director's cut of The Crow!
Granted, it's more paper-thin than the weekday newspaper... I wish I saw the director's cut of The Crow!
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Jan 28, 2016 #6,994 Granted. It is awful. I wish we had cybernetic enhancement technology, and I was the first candidate.
Granted. It is awful. I wish we had cybernetic enhancement technology, and I was the first candidate.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 28, 2016 #6,995 Granted, you're recycled into a coffee machine I wish I lived in a palace on Mount Olympus
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Jan 29, 2016 #6,996 Granted, Hercules will "accidentally" destroy it... I wish you'd stop breathing down my neck, Janice!
Granted, Hercules will "accidentally" destroy it... I wish you'd stop breathing down my neck, Janice!
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Jan 29, 2016 #6,997 Granted. Janice is now breathing down your pants. I wish I had superpowers.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Jan 30, 2016 #6,998 Granted, you can't control them fast enough to not kill yourself in the process... I wish I could crack that whip!
Granted, you can't control them fast enough to not kill yourself in the process... I wish I could crack that whip!
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 30, 2016 #6,999 Granted, it hits you in the face I wish I could have Tacos for breakfast
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Jan 31, 2016 #7,000 Granted, it greatly offends Psychic Taco and his girlfriend... and you don't want to offend Taco's girlfriend... I wish I was a Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle!
Granted, it greatly offends Psychic Taco and his girlfriend... and you don't want to offend Taco's girlfriend... I wish I was a Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle!