Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Wherever you live becomes the new Texas.

I wish James Horner was still alive.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it ends up FAR worse than the Warcraft movie in the box office...

I wish pure vodka wine actually tasted good!

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, everyone is now butt-ugly both physically and mentally because no one can be considered "smoking hot" anymore...

I wish my room didn't double as a closet!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, now he's got more time to make more episodes of those until everyone gets bored and gives up.

I wish the past was just as good as nostalgia tells me it is.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

They are the worst role-players in the entire world.

I wish I had superpowers.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

All police end up in jail, anarchy sets in, and your house gets robbed/looted all the way down to the foundations.

I wish Scarlett Johanson was my girlfriend.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it turns everyone into castrating rapist...

I wish the Greeks warned us about AIDS!

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it leads to an abnormal increase in post-suicides for population's sake...

I wish the drop was hot!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's in volumes, rather than complete seasons.

I wish to meet voice actors.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it doesn't make him immune against the waves of sore losers that call themselves "developers", false copyright claims and awful works.

I wish I could unlock achievements cross-platform. As in anything I've unlocked on MS consoles will unlock on Sony consoles and PC.