Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

Your lack of faith in personal accomplishments makes you inadequate to other players.

I wish I could put my Gamerscore/Trophy count on a resume.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bungie go out of business from lack of acknowledgment or funding.

I wish cult media received recognition. (That's "cult" as in "small, yet loyal fan base".)

 

[UltraDeth]

They turn towards quirky people.

I wish Microsoft went with "Xbox 720".

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The different name does nothing to change the problems with the "Xbone"

I wish for an entire ocean of beer, with the caveat that interestingly enough, no aquatic life is adversely affected by this, save for seafood from this ocean can possibly make you drunk.

 

[UltraDeth]

Then it rains and the ocean is contaminated.

I wish a T-1000 was deployed to quell terrorist situations.

 

[UltraDeth]

The remotes have poor battery life and delayed response.

I wish for a prize for every answer I get right.

 

[UltraDeth]

Because, you discover you're wrong about most gaming trivia.

I wish some of the best 90s games were Remastered with modern mechanics.

 

[UltraDeth]

Publisher bankruptcy leads to a calamitous, possibly irreversible games market crash. Making game development 20 times harder and expensive.

I wish to move to a nice suburb in Beverly Hills.

 

[UltraDeth]

Now games are made on smaller budgets and don't seem as good.

I wish I had an Oriental girlfriend who loved me long time.

 

[UltraDeth]

You encounter some mistakes that you haven't prepared for.

I wish Microsoft had it's answer to the Platinum trophy.

 

[UltraDeth]

A full refund is given, but players have to go through some paperwork before they're allowed to purchase the Dev/Pub's next game.

I wish I could trade in digital titles.