Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

UltraDeth

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You can have one, but it's huge and has a lot of moving parts to maintain. Not mention if something gets in and jams up the system.

I wish all spies were on 007 level.
 

UltraDeth

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This increases the number of "Men's rights" groups in the world.

I wish for a grand happy ending.
 

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All organics now have multiple stomachs and can't eat certain sources of sustenance.

I wish I was given 2 blowjobs a day to boost morale.
 

UltraDeth

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Cool names like "Scorpion" don't exist, nor is there any lobster to eat.

I wish to do something truly American.
 

UltraDeth

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It asks your permission twice before you can do anything.

I wish to live in wealthy seclusion, like Howard Hughes [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Hughes]
 

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No DLC, none of the best Multiplayer games, no patches and updates, no digital market and no big sales. Shot yourself in the foot there.

I wish I could turn my home into an armed fortress.
 

UltraDeth

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Even the floors are made of LEGO causing constant foot pain.

I wish it was cool to wear flares again.