Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I become a polish winged hussar, and kick the entire world's ass. unfortunately now the entire world is my enemy.

I wish everyone would have a Merry Christmas!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Everyone had a horrible christmas, and now they hate me for it.

I wish Only The Brave had won best picture.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but all copies of it are destroyed by accident.

I wish life was easier.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It's so easy the alien invaders overtake us easily.

I wish Poets of the Fall would be the half-time act at the next super bowl and it would be the greatest half-time show ever.

 

[Saint of M]

Granted, but most of the show is done by or with Tekashi 6ix 9ine

I want a kitten.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

You now have a kitten but it's on fire. Because that's the best metaphor for life I can think of

I wish to be the best there ever was

 

[Saint of M]

Granted, but you will be a ten year old despite your show going on for over ten years.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you didn't wish for anything so nothing happens. best I could with what I had to work with.

I wish Two Steps From Hell would come do a live orchestral performance here in Sweetwater County.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

Granted, btw you meant actual demon from Hell visiting right?

I wish for Half Life 3