Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[awnman]

granted so long as it errupts just as you finish getting comfortable with it not errupting

i wish i had a ray gun

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it doesn't work..

I wish I had a magnificent pony.

 

[awnman]

granted as long as it had no legs

i wish for a space ship

 

[Robert632]

Granted. She's a terrible kisser, though.

I wish for a school run by chipmunks.

 

[awnman]

granted as long it is actually white paint like in adds

i wish for an internet connection

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but as soon as you touch it it sucks your soul out killing you slowly and painfully

I wish for team fortress 2! DD

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted but I have made some "fun" things with.. the hole in the disc.. And the cartage..and ! have edited the hole game so all the players are nude.. and doing stuff to one another.. NUDE AND HAIRY!

I wish I had some Chimichangas.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but you got better.

I wish for an infinite staircase.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but it has 3 lumps of sugar instead of 2. OH THE HUMANITY!!

I wish money was never a problem ever again.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but lack of money still is.

I wish the internet in my dorm didn't suck so hard.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, good thing everyone you hate escaped on a spaceship before hand...And how does a non-working internet NOT suck?

Anyway...I wish I could speak 9 languages.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, now you are sucking it.
I wish i had some cigg.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, now you live in the dreams of madmen.
I wish I could fly.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted. You are now a book.
I wish i had some candy.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, now you just smell like semen.
I wish I had a van.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted.. It was your children and the love me more then they ever will love you.
I wish the person below me was turned in to a forest.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted, You have now two pennies.. in your [beep]
I wish I had a Huge bloody robot, with the power to eat sugar and kill my dreams and he would do what ever I ask him to do.

 

[voldemort101]

granted...except you asked him to kill you


i wish for a free trip to the moon

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Granted. You get shoot to the moon in a huge canon.
I wish for world peace

 

[cryogeist]

Granted it becuase everyone is dead

I wish that creeper didnt blow me up