Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Garnted Have a heap'o stuffing.

I wish for a magic fountain.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted! It launches explosive magic at you

I wish for Even MORE stuff [sub][/sub]

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get so much more stuff, you can't contain yourself and your brain explodeds five times.

I wish for a personal security squad.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...somehow you die

I wish i was doing better in school

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, you become deaf, dumb and blind instead.

I wish for reliable weather forecasts.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Granted. You're captured by Xenomorphs, who then eat your face.

I wish for apples. Lots and lots of apples.

 

[GunstarHero]

Granted. Adam's apples.

I wish I were a Dutchman.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Granted. You're kidnapped by racists who bludgeon you to death with forks.

I wish I had a can of Monster.
(Yeah, the drink. Not a can with a monster inside.)

 

[GunstarHero]

Granted. You're Caffeine hypersensitive.

I wish for a can of monsters.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Granted. The monsters then vaporise before your eyes and you're left with an empty can as your only earthly possession.

I wish for a can of hippies.

 

[GunstarHero]

You can't, like, OWN a can, man.

I wish for a fish who can wish.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it takes away your future wishes and spends them on fish food.

I wish I didn't have to study for this exam...

 

[Mettking]

Granted, your just going to fail it anyway. So why bother studing.

I wish pie.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Here it is.

I wish I could watch the 6th season of Dr. Who. Also, that it is awesome.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ganted but it's too good to keep going so it's the last season ever.

I wish for a drink free drink.

 

[GunstarHero]

Granted, seven lesbians appear from your wardrobe, applying lipstick to everything. Their meaning is a little lost by this action.

I wish for a Power Glove.

 

[GunstarHero]

Granted, he follows you everywhere telling you what to do. If you don't do it, he kicks you in the bum.

I wish for a bum.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. But sadly, the copy of the game I give you is broken.

I wish I had passed my assessment today.

 

[GunstarHero]

Granted, she's so cool, if you get frisky, you get hypothermia.

I wish for a huge TV.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted
he kills you

I wish for NoThInG