Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[staika]

Granted, all the scientists are actually vikings in disguise and are now plotting your downfall

I wish for a space shuttle

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.it's in space waiting for you to pick it up.
well go on,it's a bit of a shlep tho ^_^


I wish for many new silly hats <]:-D

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but now you're life has turned into Team Fortress 2.

I wish this thread was necro'd.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but you will need to be sacrificed at dawn.

I wish for a horse. And not like any MLP garbage. I mean a horse that I can ride on and shoot people on. With horse armor.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's scared of you and never lets you come near it.

I wish for a large watermellon.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Granted, but it rolls over on top of you, killing you slowly.

I wish for a 2 x 4 block of wood.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.it has nails already hammered in halfway and then bent and broken.


I wish I had an anti-grue.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it turned on you.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Emurlahn]

Granted, it is dead

I wish Duke Nukem Forever was good.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. It's so good, it's averagely good, and it bores you to death anyway.

I wish for a hat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You now live with the sorting hat, who cannot be destroyed nor can he be shut up. And he is enchanted to be with you always.

I wish for a Russian sniper rifle.

 

[Jailbird408]

Granted, but whenever you touch it, a large galeforce wind blows up, and your aim fails.
I wish for a wish

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.and you have just wasted it.congratulations.

I wish I could morph into anything or anyone I wanted.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but you can only do so once a day, and it only lasts for 5 seconds at a time.

I wish for a pair of new shoes.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but the floor is lava, and the shoes do nothing!

I wish for a copy of SWAT 4.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fine but they are alive and unremovable. Not so bad? They can talk, are snarky, mean and will not shut up. Ever.

I wish for some made fish and chips

 

[Emurlahn]

Granted, it happens all the time in pubs in the UK

I wish for a new, good and working PC

 

[J4D3N]

Granted, but it gets stolen the next day

I wish for a Bugatti Veyron

 

[Roofstone]

Granted, but there is nothing inside it.

I wish for Emurlahn's(two posts up) top hat.

Edit: Fail, I added a new page, he is second last on the previous page.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted. The picture is photoshopped, in reality the hat is really old and pretty much falling apart.

I wish I could see the future.