Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it's filled with sugar instead of lava. Or whatever that stuff they use is...

I wish for a sexy girlfriend.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted. But she is a Thai lady boy who is found attractive by ONE person.

(you didn't say that you had to find her attractive)

I wish my RP would get a move on.

 

[SkyeNeko]

granted, but everyone leaves it and youre left with one player.

i wish ninjas would stop ninja-ing

 

[audiblemirage]

granted but now the pirate trolls are pirate trolling.


i wish i could see episode 201 of southpark

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted, but it causes you to vomit and stab your eyes out.

I wish that I had my own phoneline.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's not plugged in.

I wish Isaac would stop multi-posting.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: I now spam with porn.

I wish for a new hard drive.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's made of paper.

I wish it would snow tomorrow.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: you are killed by falling ice.

I wish for Ghost in the Shell to be real.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can't see her ...cause she's a ghost..

I wish for $50 million!

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: you make it by selling drugs, get caught, use your influence to avoid incarceration, and successfully make it back to you estate where one of your partners has taken over. They have you shot.

I wish for a motorbike.

 

[audiblemirage]

granted, but instead of a seat it has a rusty knife


I wish i was a little bit taller

 

[Dango]

Granted, but all doors get smaller.

I wish I was less sleepy.

 

[audiblemirage]

Granted, but now you have a major meth problem and loose all your teeth


I wish my landlord allowed pets

 

[Dango]

Granted, but your neighbor now has a spider farm, and and there's a hole in your wall...

I wish I had a coonskin hat.

 

[audiblemirage]

granted but it's made out of a zombie raccoon that is now eating your brains


i wish i could fly on clouds like a chinese monkey

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but then a hunter catches you and boils you alive for some food.


I wish my Computing GCSE wasn't so hard.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted: Funding cuts for education cause your teacher to lose his job.

I wish for a Fistful of Dollars.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, the book will be delivered to you in six to eight weeks, we accept payment in cash only.

I wish for a banana split!

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, buy you only get half the banana.

I wish for UNLIMITED POWAH!!!!!