Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you break everything with your girth.

I wish for two bricks.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but you have to shit them out to get them.

I wish I know what avatar I should use next...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then your computer crashes..

I wish I was seven feet tall!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted, your the height of 7 feet of a fox put one on top of the other.

I wish...

Granted. Everytime someone tries, they will get herpes.

O_O

I wish that didn't apply anymore

 

[Link_to_Future]

Sorry, we can't rewrite the laws to accommodate that wish. Loophole herpes are still a thing. Get used to it. ^_^

I wish for herpes for everyone!!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get all the lies you can handle.

I wish one of my favorite socks didn't have a hole in them.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted ALL your socks have holes in them now except that ONE
i wish i was a ghost

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but they then become jealous and try to kill you
i wish i knew whst to wish for

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Sorry about her recent Blue Screen of Death though.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, however you lose all memories everytime you do it (including your knowledge of how to teleport).

I wish I had been a little less extreme last night...

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But your hangover was still just as extreme.

I wish for an angry dinosaur!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get the intestines of a hamster in place of your own!

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but you can now only speak Japanese ever.

I wish for another enormous paycheck.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can now only speak Japanese ever.

I wish for another enormous paycheck.

Fine with me!

OT: Granted, It's two pages long and with printing so big you only get one letter a page: 'G' and 'L'.

I wish for a big room for my comics and movies and novels, oh my!

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. It has this book in it as well.

I wish for a clone!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a clone of myself!

I wish for pirate treasure.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Ever watch Pirates of the Caribbean?

I wish for more clones of Awesome.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, you care to join in, for the rest of your life? 24-7?

I wish for a love train.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted, but it's red hot and burns a hole through your hand.

I wish for a cider.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Granted, but he has dysentery.

I wish for a cookie!