Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Link_to_Future]

Granted! You get a whole school of piranha. Oh...you might want to get out of the water before...

Oh, nevermind. >.>

I wish for a cupcake.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted! You get a million cupcakes! And have to eat them all in one!

I wish for a penny.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Granted but you lose the rest of your money.

I wish for money in my Steam wallet.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Granted, but you get thrown into Purgatory instead.

I wish for more entertainment. :3

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but the entertainer accidentally impales you with a knife
i wish...that i could join this minecraft server

 

[Devil's Due]

Granted, but... ssssssSSSSSS. *Boom*

I wish I could sleep and get my homework done at the same time.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. However, you're terrible at homework while your dreaming. You fail it all. You also find that sleeping this way is very unrestful and you awaken more tired than before.

I wish that I didn't have an exam tomorrow. o.o

 

[cryogeist]

Granted..who is he? he sounds like the guy i would like
i wish i had every spell EVER

 

[TheHaunted]

Granted, you break a leg and get sent to a glue factory.

I wish I was a computer.

 

[superbatranger]

Granted, but no one uses you.

I wish I was really happy again.

 

[superbatranger]

Granted. The plot to kill you goes off without a hitch.

I wish my legs would stop hurting.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, but they want to kill you.

I wish for the girl.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted, but the lead singer if off key. You spend your life with a horrible ear-ache.

I wish I knew how this wish is going to go wrong.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Very well. But it kills you with alcohol poisoning.

Wish I had a comfier bed.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. You go to jail, an share a block with many large, burly men.

I wish for this wish to not go wrong.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it's opposite day. So it does go wrong.

I wish NOT to be a millionaire.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. You lose all of your money in a pyramid scam, and are forced to live in a cardboard box.

I wish for a proper Razor gaming mouse.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It´s very sharp.

I wish for some tapas.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. They are incredulously spicy, and your tongue catches fire. Literally.

I wish for some non-spicy food.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's sour. So sour that your mouth explodes.

I wish for a pen that won't ever run out of ink. And it doesn't use my blood to write. That's just dumb.