Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted. Your a Genourous Hectare Of Shitty Trolly's.

I wish I didn't was on a plane right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but now you're Forest Gump.

I wish for the wind to die down.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you and your box of chocolates get eaten by a giant worm.

I wish for a boat of my own!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you get a drink in your invintory, but you can't access it.

I wish for a leprechaun.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you buy one. No one should be denied that.

I wish for a magic couch.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted that remake is going a head full steam.

I wish for less pants.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Granted but it's made out of razor wire

I wish I could draw

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its a cup with joe in it..and hes a axe murderer

i wish i didnt have to wish

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted but you have a continuous back ache.

I wish for a gingerbread man.

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. 'I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale!

[sub]That's all[/sub]

 

[cryogeist]

granted but its boring old cake

i wish i was dead

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted.

Spoiler

It explodes in your living room.

Granted. But a necromancer comes along and now you're undead. But hey, it counts.


I wish for more horror movies

 

[darth.pixie]

Granted. It's clotted.

I wish for a white horse.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. It's a soggy cardboard box. It contains dog poo.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you're now entertained by the slightest of things and you die of laughter.

I wish that girl wasn't my pre-ex-girlfriend.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted she is your kill now

I wish that i didnt have to wish

 

[scorptatious]

Granted. It burns you instead.

I wish that I have bazookas for arms.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but you cant load them

I wish i could enter this thread again

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Wow, you pulled the corpse of the president with your hand prints all over his skinned body on national television! Neat trick!

I wish I was the man your man could smell like.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted i use you for fire wood becuase i got a new one

I wish i could impale anyone with spikes at will