Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. The pitch makes your eardrums burst and your bones crack.

I wish the captchas were more amusing.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted your poisoned

i wish my ability didnt back fire at all

 

[cryogeist]

Granted your new kidneys replace ALL of your other internal organs you die instanly

do i have to wish...

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its on the other side of the world

I wish for carrot cake

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

There, feel happy?

Because your going to feel like Eyor for the rest of your days.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted oh wait....

I wish that my family was happy

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted oh wait....

I wish that my family was happy

Your family of Gold fish are now the happiest goldfish in the world

Granted. All wishes I ever wished for have been revoked. I feel slightly tipsy.

I wish that people treated me with respect.

You have plenty of respect after 40 years in prison sharing the cell with Mr. Serial Rapist.

I wish you granted your own wish.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: This guy sat down and the Earth stopped rotating

I wish for one MILLION (1901 gold) DOLLARS!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted it monopoly money
i wish that guy didnt sit down

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Congradulations, everybody is now a douchebag racist.

I wish my money in 1901 US gold dollars.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted its mmmmmmme!

i wish for...something

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Merry Christmas

I wish I could divide by zero.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...thanks asshole you just fucked us all...

i wish i didnt have this brain tumor or ANYTHING bad

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted...thanks asshole you just fucked us all...

I wish i didnt have this brain tumor or ANYTHING bad

You don't have the tumor, but everybody you know does.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[cryogeist]

i wish you wished

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but everyone dies

i wish he didnt divide by zero

 

[cryogeist]

Granted it fell down the ever expanding pit it made

i wish that pit wasnt ever expanding!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted HAIL GRAMMAR NAZI (i suck at that kind of stuff )

i wish i could sleep instantly

 

[Robert632]

Granted. That someone just isn't me.

I wish for bacon.

 

[Nouw]

Granted, he is a psychopath however.

I wish for a psychopath.