Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Nouw]

Granted, you have it in an unopenable box.

I wish for pies. Lots of it. I do not care for how it's given to me or it's state, I WANT PIE@!!

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Whatever the hell it is you're trying to say.

I wish I understood what that last wish was about.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. now all animals can't die. They still breed though. Let the over population begin.

I wish for a slice of life.

 

[Nouw]

The cake is a lie, ha!

I wish for a good movie to watch.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but your head explodes

i wish for absolutely nothing

 

[Robert632]

granted. Everything you own is taken away from you, leaveing you with nothing. This includes your body and mind and such.

I wish for a keyborad that I didn't spill ketchup in.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Here, this one is made from pure pubic hair.

I wish I had a grilled cheese.

 

[Wondermint13]

Granted, but the cheese is so hot it melts your lips together.

I wish I had tickets to the Eurovision final this year!

 

[cryogeist]

Granted but someone kills you for them

i wish for an apple pie

 

[Phoxinator]

Granted but everything you touch now turns into apple pie.

I wish for a sane mother

 

[Steam Whistle]

You get your knife but it was used as a murder weapon and now has your finger prints on it.

I wish the floor is lava

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You are being bombarded with rockets ight now.

I wish for grass for armpit hair.

 

[Robert632]

...

I wish for a group of clowns to kidnap me.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Here, the kitty needs to be fed

I wish that Toy Story 3 would win the best picture oscar tonight.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It was a pity award though, as all the people involved in the movie got killed just before the oscars.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

You have, but you always forget what to wish for.

I wish that I had Duke Nukem Forever RIGHT NOW

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You had to sell your family into slavery to get it early, and it sucks worse then E.T.

I wish for less bullshit.

 

[cryogeist]

Granted you dont have any arms or legs

I wish i had a pet fish

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Why don't you go for a swim with him

Spoiler: Your fish!

I wish for a flying mongoose.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Granted. It's bloody piping hot though. So hot, in fact, you receive 3rd degree burns on the inside of your mouth an throat.

I wish I could watch this forum better, because threads keep flying pages ahead when I'm not looking.