Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you're sealed within it.

I wish for _____________.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but its a robber who can't spell you receive instead of whatever it is you want.

I wish for something else.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Not granted.

I wish for someone who understands Canadian.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but the only proper english he knows is to insult you at a very personal level. Making you depressed.

I wish I was a duck.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It's duck season. *lifts shotgun*

I wish for malware.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but they have Justin Bieber's smiling face on the crotch.

I wish I no longer had the flu...OR ANY OTHER DISEASE. Nice try.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But I reappear on the site to give them to you.

I wish for SPRING BREAK!!

 

[Link_to_Future]

Hell yes party at my house!!

Erm...

Granted. Poisoned mushroom from Mario. But it only shrinks your penis. At least it tasted good though!

I wish to be chloroformed.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, though you don't get the witty ruined wish you actually wanted. Wait...

I wish for some to help me understand what I just said.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted. But you have to fight Satan for the title first.

Yes, I require cheese. (Cookie if you know the reference)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but now no one takes you seriously.

I wish to be able to control the boundaries of everything.

 

[Pvt Talo]

Granted. But now it is a lie.

I wish i had an epic beard.

 

[Pvt Talo]

Granted. But you now throw up at the sight of any alcoholic beverage.

I wish i was immune to poison.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but your typing is now terrible.

I wish for a nice big pizza tonight.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's an extra large cockroach pizza with diareia for sauce, and dried out phlegm for cheese.

I wish Awesome Expess hadn't just posted on pretty much all Forum games.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it is brewed with poison as well as coffee beans.

I wish that people would respect me more.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted. He is earased from existance, along with Futurama.

More like, your face is erased from existance! Yeah, how you like them apples!?

OT: Granted but now you're all dead inside and nothing makes you happy.

I wish for time to freeze so I can catch up with all my reading.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I would if you could explain to me how one ages when time is frozen!

I wish I could have better control over my dreams.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh! Granted! Good choice!

I wish for a pirate crew!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can't open it.

I wish I had an army of dragons.