Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[cryogeist]

Granted? she is a zombie?

i wish for 180$

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the price of everything went up so much that you can't buy anything with $180.

I wish for a Jamaican lover.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but he will lose his body very soon.

I wish for more food in space.

 

[cryogeist]

granted space IS food

I wish for a legal money maker machine that only i knew about

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. But its all burnt to a crisp.

Why?

 

[cryogeist]

Granted...buut you get a heart attack

I wish...for...something...ok ok ok...i wish i knew what i wanted to wish for

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you know what to wish for but it will be ruined in the future.

I wish for fruit juice.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but it's made of rotten fruit and has been standing in the fridge for 10 years.

I wish for good grades.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, however you never get to sleep or have fun. Ever.

I wish for more real life hugs... THAT AREN'T PHYSICALLY DANGEROUS!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, he eats you.

That was easy...

I wish for every game I'm looking forward too(?) to be out now...and awesome.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but they all cost $10,000 dollars. Your hobby ain't cheap now!

I wish that the videos I like to watch updated more often.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, but everyone learns to only speak english.

I wish I could redo my school tests to do a better job.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted, but the test is much harder this time. Hope you REALLY studied.

I wish to joust!

 

[Best of the 3]

FIne, but I win :3

I wish I could fly.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, I get to be in yours and creep you out.

I wish I didn't have double biology soon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You have triple Physics instead.

I wish I had Deadpool's abilities.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, bt you look ugly like him, without the mask.

I wish we all lived under water.

 

[Best of the 3]

[sub][sub][sub] No thanks, I'm not really into creeping people out. Not my thing.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Granted, but they still won't come withing touching distance.

I wish I was younger.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. I share none of it with you.

I wish I had less work.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, now you don't have any, and you can never get any either. No money for you.

I wish someone would cheer me up.