Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. The Doctor and Donna Doctor show up and steal it from you.

I wish for MEUS to become an active writer again. (Bonus points to anyone who knows what I'm talking about. Hint: Location specific.)

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everything that is newly written by MEUS is shit.

I wish that Doctor Who wasn't as popular, so that the real reference I was making would have been the one known.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. Doctor Who becomes so popular that it becomes it's own world power. It then takes over all English speaking nations.

I wish for a cat that makes rainbows.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, It flies away.

I wish for more Memebase referances

 

[Robert632]

Granted. that's all anyone can do, resulting in memes getting so overused that we all just quit the escapist.

I wish that I could shove my fist down a sink.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, It has one of those bender thingies.

I wish for nothing.

 

[steeple]

granted, you still have to pay for the delivery and shipping-costs

I wish to know ancient-greek (the language, of course)

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, no one cares.

I wish to have all that cool shit Dr. Doom has in MVC3

 

[Robert632]

Granted. you have all his stuff...as plastic pieces of shit.

I wish for...I don't know, surprise me!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted the Simpsons is cancelled.

I wish for a funky breakdown.

 

[Ytomyth]

Granted, you will break down. In a funky way.

I wish for all commercial sports being replaced by gaming.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Only the sports games are ever played by the professionals, and everything else is deemed kiddy. This means an increase in sports games being sold, which is noted by the game developers. Soon all we have to play are sports games.

I wish I could trip right now.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. You break your nose.

I wish to be TRIPPIN BALLS!

 

[Technetium]

Granted. Your balls are trampled over.

I wish for cake.

 

[Ytomyth]

The cake is a l....no, NO....it's m*********ing poison!

I wish for money to have never been invented.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Economies are based on barter, which is very unorganized and causes poverty the world over.

I wish to make it rain.

 

[Technetium]

granted *transports you to England if you weren't there*

I wish for delicious bacon.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Granted, but as you bring it to your mouth, it vanishes. You should have asked to eat the bacon.

I wish for a vacation to Europe.

 

[BGH122]

I wish for a vacation to Europe.

Granted. You vacate to Vatican City. The Pope declares you a heretic, and you are burnt at the stake.

I wish Cole Phelps would be a bit more fucking predictable with his interrogation techniques in LA Noire.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, the interrogations are incredibly simplistic but the game melts your console/PC before you can get used to it.

I wish for Wolverine's powers.