Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. You fall into depression after being forced into military service.

I wish you all a merry christmas.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, your wife is being held hostage in the Nakatomi Plaza.

I wish for Rocket-boots.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. A Demoman frags you.

I wish to be a frogman.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Granted, but you can't jump.

I wish for a SONIC BOOM!

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Granted. I stub another butt out in your eye.

I wish for a fish.

 

[Urgh76]

Granted, it's a blobfish

I wish for a Sonic Rainboom

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Denied, SONIC...HURRICANE!

I wish for all ponies in the world to die.

 

[steeple]

...

I'm afraid I cant let you do that, dave...

I wish for people to stop hating ponies

 

[Urgh76]

Granted, now the show doesn't exist so no one can hate it....... ;_;

I wish for Pinkie Pie under my Christmas Tree.....

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted, she kills you for trying to enslave her.

I wish for a Plasma Gun.

 

[Urgh76]

Granted; Samus is now hunting you down. She wasn't too fond that you just took her weapon.

I wish it was my birthday

 

[Kae]

Granted but NO ONE remembered, and I mean no one not even one Email! (Hey that actually happened to me!)

I wish that I would stop falling off the damn stairs! Seriously it happens every day!

 

[steeple]

granted, the last time you fell down the stairs you hit them harder then you thought, and you're now in a coma...

I wish to be 40% dolomite

 

[Urgh76]

Granted, you're also now 60% rotten appendages.

I wish I could turn Escapist back to old layout...

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's only then we realize that the old layout was only slightly different, thus wasting a wish.

I wish the Escapist would warn all of us before changing the layout.

[sub] Frigging pub club[/sub]

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. You see the great menu they had planned and notice they changed it at the last minute... >.>

( Well the only real last minute change to my eye was the light blue trim. I WANT DARK BLUE BACK DAMN IT) XD

I wish to know if there are aliens out there!

 

[Urgh76]

Granted; you and your rectum will be missed.

I wish for more Fire Emblem games

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but now they cost twice as much.

I wish that my sister would be more considerate.

 

[Urgh76]

Granted, she considers it best to send you to the "better place".

I wish I could get out of this class away from these imbeciles.....

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You move to another class full of people who make the previous class look like smart, sophisticated people by comparison.

I wish to giggle