Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[The Night Angel]

Granted, but your power only works when you are extremely drunk.

I wish alcohol didn't affect me the day after.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You shall die now, so that the alcohol won't affect you the day after
I wish for ten more wishes

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, you can have them in 300 years time

I wish that my dog would stop barking!!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*bang*
done.
I wish for something that i haven't thought of yet

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. The bad thing that it's tentacle porn. Happy thinking.

I wish for a living anime girl. (This isn't gonna end well)

 

[zombiekiller1907]

here you go, one anime girl irl

i wish for more time

 

[The Night Angel]

Granted, you now get to spend all of eternity alone, with no communication with anyone.

I wish for a gaming computer.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. Your computer is only powerful enough to play Wolfenstein 3D.

I wish for some chicken strips and BBQ sauce.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It's from this chicken and eating it will make you like it.

Spoiler

I wish for potato chips.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

here you go *summons unholy potato chips that expired 1000 years ago*
I wish for bacon

 

[zombiekiller1907]

sure, but its an alternate universe where your atoms are all screwed up

I wish for milkshake.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted...
you will now sleep forever and experience eternal nightmares
I wish for a break

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Granted! However, your break never ends, and you run out of entertaining ways to waste your time.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted! a nuclear bomb just dropped on your office, wiping out every single living thing withing a 300 mile radius

 

[zombiekiller1907]

you wake up after billions of billions of years, just before the destruction of the sun.
I wish the escapist becomes more popular

 

[StormShaun]

Okay. The Escapist becomes so popular that Yahtzee leaves with many other members. Then suddenly I came out of nowhere and blow up the internet somehow.

I wish for the ultimate girlfriend of my DREAMS!

 

[Kuroneko97]

Granted. It's actually a really horny guy dressed as a girl.

I wish that my soda would turn into a really cute guy I could fuck. <3

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Sure! you ok with resting your head on a picture of olivia wilde's lap???
I wish for a perfectly safe candy

 

[zombiekiller1907]

oh! i forgot to add something *facepalm*
There.

Hey! you found the droids you were looking for!
Too bad your body got split in two because of the jedi that owns it.

I wish for the rapture.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

granted. you now get funions. Mung funions.

I wish to play chess