Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you never pick up on it.

I wish for bacon.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted but it's rotten bacon.

I wish that I could find my socks in the dark

 

[Imthatguy]

Granted you receive nothing but fried rice.

I wish for wish granting powers

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. They're all test chambers. Managed by GLADos.

I wish for more mute protagonists.

 

[Zantos]

Granted, but it has been irreversibly region locked to only play games that you don't understand the language of. (I don't know if this is a thing, I'm not that bothered either way).

I wish people listened to what I say more often.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, enjoy the 100 tons of it crushing you.

I wish for more work from my job.

 

[Imthatguy]

Granted you now work 16 hours a day 80 hours a week

I wish I hadn't overslept and missed work today

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. You took a chemical shower... and die.

I wish for more deaths!

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. You die.

I wish for less deadly consequences to my granted wishes. And that people don't snipe me.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Granted, but you get run over by a bus leaving you in a state of coma forever, trapped in the solitude of your mind until you die of old age.

I wish for two belly buttons.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Instead, people will throw rotten eggs at you whenever they see you.

I wish that there is no such thing as a bad person.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Aliens find the utopia of Earth and destroy it out of jealousy.

I wish for quick meals.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Your stomach explodes from all that pressurized carbon dioxide.

I wish for moar.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It's a toy miniature the size of your thumb.

I wish for cat shit not to smell.

 

[i don't know]

Granted. Now it doesn't smell, but is always twice the size of your house.

I wish Yahtzee will wear the cat ears for an entire panel.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. It is so humiliating he decides to leave the internet.

I wish for 3 more posts.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. They come out so fast you spend the rest of your life trying to finish all the episodes. You do nothing else.

I wish for more interesting threads in the Gaming Discussion forums.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted...Games about ponies, trolls and that Nathan whatever guy.

Have fun. ^_^

I wish for a...Taco.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you get that psychictaco guy and all hell breaks lose. Say goodbye to your sanity.

I wish for another RPG as good as Chrono Trigger.

 

[Living_Brain]

Granted. Everyone else thinks you're lame and stops being your friend.

I wish for a less hungry cat.