Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. Instead, people whine all the time. ALL THE TIME.

I wish that the captcha becomes more interesting.

 

[karcentric]

Granted, but it's too complex to work out, thus no one ever posts again.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Granted. But you have no means to watch it.

I wish for better loopholes

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it gets infested with bed bugs in the process.

I wish for more.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, I give you so much that it sickens you to the point of death.

I wish for more anime.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but you loss something else.

I wish for no more invisible posts.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, but they are all fanboys who can't shut their mouths.

I wish for more art.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but all of it is done very poorly on MS paint.

I wish for less corruption in big business.

 

[StormShaun]

Agreed, it's all ran by Gabe from valve...HA

No 3s for you!

I wish for my own roast.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, they all are written by monkeys flinging poo at typewriters.

I wish for less hate.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, the cost is your Vita.

I wish for my classes to be less of a pain.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Granted, but the bar got too hot during shippind and is now molten and sticky.

I wish for the answers to the univers, the meaning of life and everything.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Damn double post.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Granted, but they are all bad ports of already existing games and even worse movie tie-ins.

I wish for a new fancy saeco coffee-machine.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Granted but with a years supply of Kopi Luwak coffee.

I wish for a those Nikey trainers in Back to the Future Part II

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Granted but with a years supply of Kopi Luwak coffee.

I wish for a those Nikey trainers in Back to the Future Part II

Granted, but they aren't your size but rather 3 sizes too small.

I wish for weapon-grade uranium.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, the uranium is unstable and explodes in your face as it gets delivered to you.

I wish for better headphones.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Granted but it has rabies.

I wish for an H.R.Giger Ibanez S-series guitar.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, it's horribly out of tune and you can never fix it.

I wish for more Twitter.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you're sucked into the internet and must read every single twitter post ever.

I wish for a dish.