Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

thesilentman · Apr 30, 2013

Granted... Oh, wait that's too positive and violates Section 12343647372562423523463567357 of our magic law book.

I wish to overturn reality.

TheDoctor455 · Apr 30, 2013

Granted, but now you're reality's prison *****. Somehow. Enjoy.

I wish people would stop thinking my avatar was a playing card.

kailus13 · Apr 30, 2013

Granted, for some reason they now think it's a pony.

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 2, 2013

I wish the person above me had a wish.

TheDoctor455 · May 2, 2013

Granted, but its one that screwed you over. Royally, and irreparably. Have fun!

I wish Ash wasn't so crazy all the time.

kailus13 · May 2, 2013

Granted, the download is corrupt.

I wish for blood to rain on an elementary school.

TheDoctor455 · May 2, 2013

Granted, but Ash made it. Good luck!

I wish I could turn invisible and back at will. (and that I don't need to be naked for it to work)

kailus13 · May 2, 2013

Granted, everyone instinctively knows where you are when you use it.

I wish for my stomach to settle.

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 3, 2013

Granted but it comes back as produced by MICHEAL BEY.

I wish for sleep.

staika · May 3, 2013

granted but you will plagued by multiple nightmares

I wish I had more alcohol

Teoes · May 3, 2013

Granted, but it's all crappy alcopops and your friends are laughing at you for being a weakling.

I wish for a pet frog.

Nouw · May 3, 2013

Granted, but it eats your internet.

I wish for a bigger hat.

kailus13 · May 3, 2013

Granted, your hat is now 5 storeys tall.

I wish for chocolate without nuts.

OmniscientOstrich · May 3, 2013

Granted, your chocolate now contains tiny stones instead.

I wish for a kitty.

kailus13 · May 3, 2013

Granted, it is dead.

I wish for a living, healthy cat.

OmniscientOstrich · May 6, 2013

Granted, it resents you and will run away the moment you open a door/window.

TheDoctor455 · May 6, 2013

Granted, but it cheats on you. Frequently. And rubs your face in it.

I wish the OmniscientOstrich's avatar contained more Ostrich.

Dead Seerius · May 6, 2013

Granted, but the picture is zoomed so that all you see is a tiny part of the beak.

I wish my iPod had a longer lasting battery.

Yuno Gasai · May 7, 2013

Granted, but it's refusing to accept any new songs.

I wish I had plans for tomorrow.

kailus13 · May 7, 2013

Granted, your plans are to do other peoples taxes the entire day.

I wish for a clean handkerchief.