Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[OmniscientOstrich]

Granted, you are now on fire.

I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but you can't exactly control it. Your attempts to wow crowds by moving objects with your mind are distinctly less impressive when said objects smack you in the face and kill a number of bystanders.

I wish I could post smilies here like the spambots can[footnote]Disclaimer: I DON'T! Am merely saying so for the purposes of the game. Please ruin that wish well for me..[/footnote].

 

[KOMega]

Granted, your account is hacked and used as a spambot. I have no idea what spambot smilies are, but you can use those too.

I wish I had some ice cream.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but its the flavour that you hate.

I wish I was still laning with my friends.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but the game of choice is stuck on Kane & Lynch 2.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.

 

[KOMega]

Granted. A hand grows out of your lower backside.

I wish I could make up my mind faster.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but the decision is ALWAYS 'sausages'.

I wish I could conjure sausages into existence with willpower alone.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Granted, but eating them will trigger a time paradox and the explosion of the universe.

I still wish I could predict the future, so as not to be ninja'd henceforth. >.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you can't do anything to alter the future and can no longer post due to the hamster strike.

I wish for tactical socks.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but they're powered by car batteries. Walking is a bit awkward.

I wish I had enough time to catch up on all the TV I want to watch.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but you will turn into a fat couch potato that will be unable to get up and your stuck watching shitty drama shows.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

 

[KOMega]

Granted, education is deemed trivial and unnecessary. We all soon revert back to cavemen within the next decade.

I wish I had faster internet.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but it's also super expensive so you must choose between lolcats and a meal.

I wish I had flapjack and a fresh cup of tea.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but its not the flapjack that you wanted(honestly, I looked it up and I wasnt sure if you were refering to pancakes or the oat bar), instead you get the cartoon Flapjack and your tea is of the brand that you hate.

I wish that my throat stops being sore.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Granted, you have been decapitated.

I wish that I were wittier.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Granted, but now you are mute.

I wish I could drink nothing but hawaiian punch for the rest of my life.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but you get sick of after the first drink and are forced to drink it for the rest of your life, never getting used to it and it will alway stay disgusting for you.

I wish for love.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Granted, your true love is a cow

I wish for money

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but your money is dirty money, meaning the cops are after you.

I wish for a sammich.

 

[Cabisco]

I do this to you:


I wish for a new series of Star Trek to air on tv.