Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted! I hope you enjoy Star Trek Enterprise: The Next Generation

Produced by J.J. Abrams.

I wish for Hub to make more seasons of Animaniacs.

 

[Teoes]

True, but they forgot what made it so magical in the first place and now it's just trying to copy Family Guy.

I wish for a garlicky roast chicken all to myself.

 

[Teoes]

Granted. It's really not as good as you'd have hoped, though. Kinda disappointing. 3.5/5 stars.

I wish I could go home and play more Xenonauts.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but you lose your save file.

I wish I could feel alive!

 

[KOMega]

Granted. You are given your last meal before being sentenced to death.

I wish I had a fancier hat.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but it's not cooked. Eat it. [HEADING=2]EAT IT ALL.[/HEADING]

I wish I could cook food with the power of my mind.

 

[KOMega]

Granted. But everything gets burnt. Even your morning cereal.

I wish my bed was more comfortable.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Granted, but you can only be in it for 1 out of 24 hours of the day.

I wish I could have a weekend off from work every once in a while.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted. And by awhile, I assume you meant once in every heat death of the universe.

I wish for Sofa.

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but it's attached to the ceiling. Not much use up there..

I wish for phenomenal cosmic power.

 

[username sucks]

Granted. You have the power to create pretty lights inside the sun.

I wish I had a sleep.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Granted, you enjoyed it so much that you decided to never wake up.

I wish I knew how to be happy.

 

[Teoes]

Granted. You know how to be happy, but that doesn't actually make you any happier.

I wish I could fart confetti.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Granted, but you will do so consistently throughout the next funeral you attend.

I wish I knew how to hypnotise people.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, but they will not obey your command, but instead just stand there, being hypnotised and doing nothing.

I wish for Cheese!

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but you get blue cheese and that shit's rank, yo[footnote]Actually the last blue cheese I tried wasn't half bad.[/footnote].

I wish for one million dollars.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted! You get fired the first hour.

I wish for sleep!

 

[Teoes]

Granted, but you never wake up. Oh, and you keep having really uncomfortable oedipal dreams.

I wish I could go super saiyan.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but your blood explodes out of your veins after the transformation. Your body temperature rose too high.

I wish for a microwave oven.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, but it doesn't come with a protective screen.

I wish I had better handwriting.