Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Granted. Kathy Bates has the hots for you!

I wish my cat was a superhero.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Please welcome...Irradiated Cat!

I wish my dog was a surgeon.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Granted. Sadly without opposable thumbs he makes many mistakes and loses his license.

I wish for a nice fish dinner.

 

[Barbas]

Granted - here is your live and angry hammerhead shark, senor.

I wish for DuckTales Remastered.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's the <link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg>scientifically accurate version...

I wish the radio had better taste in music!

 

[Brownie80]

Granted. The radio now licks all of your CD covers.

I wish I can see Saving Private Ryan.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, you can see it but aren't allowed to.

I wish I was indestructible.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's only external... which makes you internally destructable without repair...

I wish I was a DJ!

 

[Barbas]

Granted. You will be forever remembered for having thrown up all over the front row during a televised concert in Ibiza.

I wish I was a butterfly.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, You will get eaten by a bird almost instantly.

I wish I was a dragon.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. FUS RO DAAAAAH!!

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you will be too moldy for consumption...

I wish I was a Powerpuff Girl!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, unfortunately it involves changing your gender and cartoon network is far to "family friendly" for that.

I wish to experience what true love is.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Please accept this complementary STD.

I wish to have a flower garden on my roof.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, your garden-of-a-roof will be used to bake your least favorite cakes... for the rest of your daily life...

I wish I knew what "PINGAS" actually meant!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Granted, but during your search you learned many other terrible things that haunt your nightmares.

I wish I was a drug lord.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, unlike the greats that came before you, no one will ever see your little friend... or to see the one who knocks...

I wish the force could be with Yu!

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Sadly, Yu had to be killed after succumbing to the dark side.

I wish I had a Lambda shuttle.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, since you're a Wookiee, it's super uncomfortable to pilot...

I wish for the sequel to the prequel of the sidequel of the trilogy!

 

[Barbas]

Granted - directed by Michael Bay on several drugs at once.

I wish for a lunch of the finest peas and ham.