Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Barbas

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Granted. Much of Asia and South America is now uninhabitable.

I wish there were more butterflies in the world.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, it will backfire and you will never be able to see yourself ever again... the same way no one can see you...

I wish the Bates Motel was actually a chain of hotels across the world!
 

Bizzaro Stormy

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Granted. You have to carry it all in coin form and New Scotland Yard wants to have a word with you about how you got it...

I wish for a new bathrobe.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, it's made out of the flesh of your love ones... (And that's why it would feel so familiar to you... I think...)

I wish I knew how to get out of this Labyrinth!
 

UndisputedX

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Granted but you are in the middle of a huge stream with a boat without a paddle, lacking the knowledge to swim and the skill to catch any fish..

I wish for more wishes
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, all of those wishes will go towards your enemies and other antagonistic people in your life...

I wish I could stop the invasion!
 

Rabbitboy

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Apr 11, 2014
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Granted, they will just nuke everything from orbit now.

I wish I had payed more attention during school.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, you payed so much attention that you ended up broke and homeless for the rest of your life...

I wish I had a cutie mark!
 

Rabbitboy

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Apr 11, 2014
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Granted, however I don't know what a cutie mark is so I just tattoo'd a picture of a dick on your left cheek.

I wish I won the lottery.
 

Barbas

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Oct 28, 2013
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Granted. You're going to the island, Mr Clarke Duncan.

I wish I had the Ring of Khajiiti.
 

UndisputedX

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Granted, but you don't get it in real life you get it in the game right before you're ex decides to smash your console. (or pc, whatever you have the elder scrolls on.)

I wish I had eternal happiness.
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, it will come with external sadness... following a bullet to the brain...

I wish I could make my own water bed!
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, due to the latest tax laws, you don't actually "own" the postachio tree in question...

I wish I didn't have to go back to the barnhouse!
 

Rabbitboy

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Granted, Now the barnhouse is destroyed in a tornado.

I wish there was a bottle of cola in the fridge.