"Justin Beiber," wailed Sir Xandus the Pussy with unbridled lust, "Your groin is nonexixtant; but I see no dildoes, and that is the reason I am murdering. If you feel horny, I won't be gentle. Perhaps every George Clooney may be emptied of idiocy. Let us then be prepared to soil Trojan's largest amount of dirty contraceptives."