Ruining Literature 5 Words at a Time!

[Fury Is Me.]

"Justin Beiber," wailed Sir Xandus the Pussy with unbridled lust, "Your groin is nonexixtant; but I see no dildoes, and that is the reason I am murdering. If you feel horny, I won't be gentle. Perhaps every George Clooney may be emptied of idiocy. Let us then be prepared to soil Trojan's largest amount of dirty contraceptives."

 

[Sporky111]

"Justin Beiber," wailed Kevin Jonas the Pussy with unbridled lust, "Your groin is nonexixtant; but I see no dildoes, and that is the reason I am aroused. If you feel horny, I won't be gentle. Perhaps every fangirl may be emptied of idiocy. Let us then be prepared to soil Trojan's largest amount of dirty contraceptives."

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

"Mai boy!" wailed Tingle of Hyrule the pussy with unbridled lust, "Your groin is nonexixtant; but I see dildoes, and that is the reason I am aroused. If you feel horny, I won't be gentle. Perhaps a fangirl may be crammed with idiocy. Let us then be prepared to soil Trojan's largest amount of flavored contraceptives."

 

[Sam G]

"Mai *****!" wailed Tingle of da block, the pussy with unbridled lust, "Your groin is nonexixtant; but I see your soul, and that is the reason I am aroused. If you feel horny, I won't be gentle. Perhaps a fangirl may be crammed with idiocy. Let us then be prepared to soil Trojan's largest amount of flavored contraceptives."

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

"Mai *****!" wailed Tingle of da block, the pussy with unbridled lust, "Your groin is nonexistant; but I see your soul, and that is the reason I HUNGER. If you feel horny, I won't be gentle. Perhaps a fangirl may be crammed with ranch dressing. Let us then be prepared to eat Miami's largest amount of flavored contraceptives."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I think it's time to ruin another great line of liturature.

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the Sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.

 

[Ghadente]

But, soft! What light through yonder legs breaks? It is the South and Juliet is the Sun. Arise, fair sun, and ravage the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with lust, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but creamy and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

Mai boy! What Juggernaut through yonder legs breaks? It is the South and Hitler is the Sun. Arise, fair sun, and ravage the envious Justin Beiber, who is already sick and pale with lust, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her pesto sauce is but creamy and green And none but fools do guzzle it; take it off!

 

[Nikolaz72]

(Requesting new litterature)