Rumor: Lingerie Model Replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3

annoyinglizardvoice

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Repalce one woman with over-hyped appearance, no acting skills and a habit of wasting screen time that could be used by big robots with another oman with over-hyped appearance, no acting skills and a habit of wasting screen time that could be used by big robots. Will we notice the difference.
The best hope for the film is if they scrap most of the humans and add Grimlock.
 

Corpse XxX

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I dont get it.. I loved both Transformers movies.. And i cannot see what people can possibly have against them..

For the record.. Megan Fox is SEXY!
 

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MiracleOfSound said:
She probably can't act for shit, but at least she'll be nicer to look at than Megan Fox.
They just better make Sound Wave do something, and if Prowl isn't in this movie...
So help me, I will be pissed.
 

1deano1

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Thing is, Megan Fox looks better than she does. This new girl looks too plastic for my tastes. And if they get rid of the twins I will be so upset cos they were absolutely hilarious!
 

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Radelaide said:
Davrel said:
I know its a Michael Bay film...but couldn't they get somebody who can, yunno, act?
They'd have to recast EVERYONE. Seriously, I've heard better acting in porn. The fact they're going for "beauty" over substance means that Michael Bay is still touched in the head and it'll still be a terrible movie.
Hey now! John Turturro tried his hardest with those Godawful scripts! He's been great in everything else, hell, I did a double-take when I watched "The Big Lebowski" again and recognized him as the Jesus. Which makes this Bay-formers role hilarious on the unintentionally ironic since the Jesus was supposedly a pervert.

And sexy-looking or not, Megan Fox can't act. I think a rock would be a million times more talented than her in the acting department. I would have liked the movies if they didn't feel like Michael Bay decided to flip me off and then have my childhood memories of how awesome the Transformers were commit suicide by horrible script. Fun fact: even the G1 series was about robots beating the piss out of eachother in order to determine the outcome of humanity while a bunch of kids would ride around in Optimus Prime til he had to fight. So yes, it would be awesome if there were less humans, but that was still something that happened. I feel like Michael Bay is the Uwe Boll of 80's pop culture reboot movies.
 

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BattlePope said:
Radelaide said:
Davrel said:
I know its a Michael Bay film...but couldn't they get somebody who can, yunno, act?
They'd have to recast EVERYONE. Seriously, I've heard better acting in porn. The fact they're going for "beauty" over substance means that Michael Bay is still touched in the head and it'll still be a terrible movie.
Hey now! John Turturro tried his hardest with those Godawful scripts! He's been great in everything else, hell, I did a double-take when I watched "The Big Lebowski" again and recognized him as the Jesus. Which makes this Bay-formers role hilarious on the unintentionally ironic since the Jesus was supposedly a pervert.

And sexy-looking or not, Megan Fox can't act. I think a rock would be a million times more talented than her in the acting department. I would have liked the movies if they didn't feel like Michael Bay decided to flip me off and then have my childhood memories of how awesome the Transformers were commit suicide by horrible script. Fun fact: even the G1 series was about robots beating the piss out of eachother in order to determine the outcome of humanity while a bunch of kids would ride around in Optimus Prime til he had to fight. So yes, it would be awesome if there were less humans, but that was still something that happened. I feel like Michael Bay is the Uwe Boll of 80's pop culture reboot movies.
Even if the scripts were written by Zombie Shakespeare himself (To eat brains, or not to eat brains. That is the question.) if the people in your movie can't say a word without sounding like a 5th grader reading a speech, your movie will fail. The cast just aren't good. I mean, La Beouf (sp?) has admitted that other movies are terrible because of him. Is it so hard to think that this one is too?

Megan Fox is AMAZING(ily awful) in Jennifer's Body. It's awesome.
 

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I'm not all that impressed by most of what Shakespeare had written since he tried to follow some sort of mathematical equation for the best play ever each time he made a new "masterpiece." The only thing about that Bill Shakespeare's writing that'd be liked by mainstream crowds (Mikey Bay's target audience I believe) are the poop jokes, that's all I can really think of for that.

And yes, Shia Lebouf (I think that's right...) was a television actor that played a stupid genius on the Disney Channel, so I never expected much from him as a leading human role in a Transformers movie, or ever as a leading male role. He was passable as Chaz Kramer in Constantine, possibly by virtue of being less ridiculous compared to Keanu Reeves. Or he might play a convincing over-eager sidekick to an over-the-top hero/anti hero that doesn't gel with giant robots.
 

tim98042

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i don't care who they get it will just not be the same, will just be weird having someone else play the same character if in fact that is the case.
 

Double A

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Oh great, replace a bimbo with a somewhat more attractive bimbo.

This'll work out juuuuuuust fine.

Hiphophippo said:
Doesn't really matter honestly. The other two were shit and this one will be shit. I grew up a GIANT transformer fan and I have yet to see the two Bay movies because I see no reason to pay money to let someone piss on my childhood.
Hey dude, piracy is wrong!
 

webnola

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Victoria's Secret models are ok, but there are a lot hotter models out there. I mean, just look at kittens [http://www.kittenslingerie.com] models they are amazing! Not knocking fox, but come on the comparison isn't there.
 

Fleo Black

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Replacing her won't make the movie better. You need replace the director. Get rid of his ignorant racist butt. Oh hell, if I had a movie to make I would use Megan Fox. The actual 80' cartoon version was better than the first two combined. I am not a die-hard fan but watching the cartoon is more bearable the watching the loud, sappy, long films. Why would you Bay kill the most interesting, important character in the first film just because he was black?