I have to say, I've worked in a call center, and I read this headline completely wrong.
-Live Support Coming to Solitaire and Minesweeper-
"Hi, thanks for calling Microsoft Minesweeper live support, for security purposes can I please have your Gamertag?"
"Yeah, uh... hey, uh... so I clicked on this box, then a bunch of other boxes disappeared and some of them have numbers on them... what do I do now?"
"I can definitely help you out with that sir. You're absolutely right, clicking on boxes is definitely what we have to do... a quick question though if you don't mind... do you happen to see the box at the top right with the 'x' on it?"
"Let's see... uh.. top ri- oh yeah... the one with the 'x' on it right?"
"That's correct sir."
"Yeah I see it..."
"Perfect, that's actually the secret box of 'win'... all you have to do is click that and no matter what, you automatically win the game."
"Okay so I just cli- hey wait... the whole thing disappeared!"
"Thank you so much for calling Minesweeper live support! Have a wonderful rest of your day!"
*click*