This is intresting, i just watched the first one yesterday and wanted to buy it on DVD, as long as Goldbloom is in it, im going to be ok with it!
Tiamat666 said:Independence Day sucks a monkeys ass in space.Geamo said:Independence Day was brilliant.
The story: bland "aliens invade earth" setup
The mood: Americans are the greatest. Save the planet, again
The content: arcade F-16s fighting alien spacecraft. Winning, of course
Ridiculous plot point 1: air force pilot learns to fly alien spacecraft in 10 seconds
Ridiculous plot point 2: ex pilot flies up alien motherships ass, mothership explodes
Ridiculous plot point 3: humans fly hijacked alien fighter right into alien home base. Super advanced aliens clueless
Inexcusably, outrageously ridiculous plot point 4: humans upload a computer virus onto alien home base. Humans win.
I don't think you have to have a masters in computer science to realize how incredibly stupid that last one is. Uploading a computer virus onto completely unknown alien technology and displaying a laughing skull on their monitors is just completely off the charts on my intergalactic stupidity meter. Roland Emmerich: FAIL
And I'm sure 2 and 3 will suck just as much, if not more. I'll pass, thanks.
Roland Emmerich made a few good movies. Joey and Stargate are awesome. Unfortunately after Stargate everything he produced has been a 100% special-effects orgy with 0% brain.
Day After Tomorrow pretty much only affected the area of the earth above the Tropic of Cancer, which is about 66% of the world's density but I would figure only half of that at most was lost.Vitor Goncalves said:well, actually day after tomorrow and deep impact had casualties of around 80 and 99% of human race respectively.
Justin Long will appear on the alien computer screens and shout EPIC FAIL before overloading their mainframe.Scrythe said:We will fight them with the power of Apple!
Maybe in the 2nd one, we'll hack the mothership with an iPhone and in the 3rd with an iPad.
Also,
http://www.cracked.com/article_15229_5-things-hollywood-thinks-computers-can-do_p5.html
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-movies-we-hope-any-potential-alien-invaders-have-seen
Agreed.Silk_Sk said:Goosebumps...every time.
Must've used java. I hear it's platform-independent.Tiamat666 said:I don't think you have to have a masters in computer science to realize how incredibly stupid that last one is. Uploading a computer virus onto completely unknown alien technology and displaying a laughing skull on their monitors is just completely off the charts on my intergalactic stupidity meter. Roland Emmerich: FAIL
Pointless American patriotism? Wow...if an American film studio, starring American actors, make a movie where the sole focus of a crisis is told from a group of characters who are American want to throw in a bunch of Stars & Stripes bad-assery.... they are allowed. And who the fuck are you and anyone else to criticize them for it?Hardcore_gamer said:I don't think so. I almost completely agree with him. If the script doesn't make sense, then it doesn't make sense. The stupid amounts of pointless American patriotism in the film did not help the movie either (the rest of the world doesn't attack the aliens until the USA does? Wtf?)quiet_samurai said:Tiamat666 said:Independence Day sucks a monkeys ass in space.Geamo said:Independence Day was brilliant.
The story: bland "aliens invade earth" setup
The mood: Americans are the greatest. Save the planet, again
The content: arcade F-16s fighting alien spacecraft. Winning, of course
Ridiculous plot point 1: air force pilot learns to fly alien spacecraft in 10 seconds
Ridiculous plot point 2: ex pilot flies up alien motherships ass, mothership explodes
Ridiculous plot point 3: humans fly hijacked alien fighter right into alien home base. Super advanced aliens clueless
Inexcusably, outrageously ridiculous plot point 4: humans upload a computer virus onto alien home base. Humans win.
I don't think you have to have a masters in computer science to realize how incredibly stupid that last one is. Uploading a computer virus onto completely unknown alien technology and displaying a laughing skull on their monitors is just completely off the charts on my intergalactic stupidity meter. Roland Emmerich: FAIL
And I'm sure 2 and 3 will suck just as much, if not more. I'll pass, thanks.
Roland Emmerich made a few good movies. Joey and Stargate are awesome. Unfortunately after Stargate everything he produced has been a 100% special-effects orgy with 0% brain.
You aren't firmiliar with the term "Make Believe" are you. It's about aliens invading earth, Nobody's impressed at your logical knowledge and it's silly attempt to refute something that is completely fiction. Even attempting to do so is counterproductive and in the end completely masterbatory.
I will go straight to Imdb.com and auto zero the movie if this turns out to be the plot.spectrenihlus said:Well think of it this way
The World is unified under the banner of the United States after the courageous last stand that the president.......
quiet_samurai said:Tiamat666 said:Independence Day sucks a monkeys ass in space.Geamo said:Independence Day was brilliant.
...
You aren't firmiliar with the term "Make Believe" are you. It's about aliens invading earth, Nobody's impressed at your logical knowledge and it's silly attempt to refute something that is completely fiction. Even attempting to do so is counterproductive and in the end completely masterbatory.
Holy shit. You just nailed it right there. Suddenly all of the movie makes perfect sense.Calatar said:Must've used java. I hear it's platform-independent.Tiamat666 said:I don't think you have to have a masters in computer science to realize how incredibly stupid that last one is. Uploading a computer virus onto completely unknown alien technology and displaying a laughing skull on their monitors is just completely off the charts on my intergalactic stupidity meter. Roland Emmerich: FAIL
That's because americans are the only ones taking their patriotism to such cheesy extremes. I'm okay with some patriotism, patriotism is fine... but please, that speech by the end in the movie, and then having the US President himself step into the fight against the aliens... give me a break.quiet_samurai said:People that talk shit about Americans making movies that are just too "Americanized" are just jealous and rather pathetic. You don't see that many Americans on this website talking shit about a certain film because it's was just too Frenchy, or Jewy, or British.