Rumor: Zooey Deschanel Cast in New Spider-Man Movie

[DustyDrB]

Wow, great cast. I really want to marry Zooey. She's so freaking talented as an actress and musician and I think she's gorgeous. She's just my type.

Slattery would be a great choice. He owns the funniest line from Mad Men, discussing a man who bums him out because he is in Alcoholics Anonymous and warns others about drinking:
"He killed a man with a motorboat! You know what gets you over something like that? Drinking!"

 

[Jake the Snake]

Mmmm... Zooey Deschanel...

Read my fucking mind.

 

[Hyper-space]

WHAT!?

NO J.K. SIMMONS?!

...I really, really thought they could make a decent spider-man reboot, but NO FUCKING J.K. SIMMONS, seriously, you guys, seriously.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Oh Zoey, bane of my heart. How I covet thee...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Anyone else think that she looks like Katey Perry?

Very much so, and I can't understand the fascination towards her. She looks rather...ordinary.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Right now the frontrunners are John Slattery (okay) and Sam Elliott (perhaps not).

J.K. Simmons was perfect for the part, but I think Sam Elliott could work. The only problem would be keeping his mustache from taking the lead role.

Gary Oldman?

 

[Cheesebob]

Anyone else think that she looks like Katey Perry?

Very much so, and I can't understand the fascination towards her. She looks rather...ordinary.

Who, Zoey or Katy Perry? Because if it is the latter, I will have to hurt you over the internet in some form or another.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Damn it! No J.K. Simmons, he owned the role of Jameson.
I just can't imagine anyway yelling "Parker!" as well as he can.

Here here! I agree with you, my friend.

J.K. Simmons WAS Jonah Jameson, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Lol, butts. Sorry, just came from the PTC 'cursing' thread. <.<;

 

[LogicNProportion]

Mmmm... Zooey Deschanel...

seconded.

Hell. She's the only reason I watched The Happening.



Sigh..

I don't even think she's a very good actor. I don't care.

What do you say about her? if you say "hur hur I'd tap that" then you sound like a dick cos she's all pixie-like and adoreable, but if you go all cutesy and say you want to marry her, then you come off as a scary stalker because she's not THAT pixie-like and adoreable.

Not to mention that commenting on actors and how hot they are usually makes you sound ill in the head. They're famous, unless they're Matt Damon, they're not going to pick up an average joe/jane like us. Keep the fantases inside of your head, please.

The only thing worse than that is when people go to see movies because of how hot the lead actor/actress is. A bunch of my friends went to go see Salt with Angelina Jolie for the main reason, "Hurr hurr, she's hawt." I'm glad they each wasted 10+ bucks for a shitty movie...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Anyone else think that she looks like Katey Perry?

Very much so, and I can't understand the fascination towards her. She looks rather...ordinary.

Who, Zoey or Katy Perry? Because if it is the latter, I will have to hurt you over the internet in some form or another.

Sorry, both of them. Just...not attractive to me.

 

[Cheesebob]

Anyone else think that she looks like Katey Perry?

Very much so, and I can't understand the fascination towards her. She looks rather...ordinary.

Who, Zoey or Katy Perry? Because if it is the latter, I will have to hurt you over the internet in some form or another.

Sorry, both of them. Just...not attractive to me.

*cocks shotgun*

Fair enough.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

*cocks shotgun*

Fair enough.

*flicks open Dead-Ringer*

Get in line

 

[Casual Shinji]

If they're going to recast JJ, their best bet is R. Lee Ermey.

He's got the whole "crewcut sporting asshole" part written on his face.

 

[Kinokohatake]

I have a feeling this is going to be as true as The Last Airbender was. And probably about as well received.

 

[ShadowKirby]

Not to mention that commenting on actors and how hot they are usually makes you sound ill in the head. They're famous, unless they're Matt Damon, they're not going to pick up an average joe/jane like us. Keep the fantases inside of your head, please.

I dunno dude, at the point she's at, I'm pretty sure Jennifer Aniston is willing to take anybody.


BOOM!

 

[Horben]

Another film in 3d? Added to the boycott pile.

 

[Enigma6667]

I fuckin' love Zooey Deschanel. But Spider-man?? No. I couldn't. She isn't right for that shit.

Just, no.

 

[AOSx182_v1legacy]

notably from hitchikers guide??? how about notably from 500 days of summer... c'mon man! hah