Russian man survives five storey fall - twice

[IronEd]

this is amazing this guy is my new hero!!! also maybe his wife should stop nagging good god. For a man to throw himself out a five story window twice because of nagging??? I think a divorce is in order.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Alcohol has Slowfall as a hidden effect...Good to know.

Seconded but it did not work for me at my sisters wedding when i fell off the balcony and broke two ribs

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Alcohol has Slowfall as a hidden effect...Good to know.

Seconded but it did not work for me at my sisters wedding when i fell off the balcony and broke two ribs

Well, umm...Maybe its a specific brand that has Slowfall as an added effect...

 

[DigitalSushi]

Alcohol has Slowfall as a hidden effect...Good to know.

Seconded but it did not work for me at my sisters wedding when i fell off the balcony and broke two ribs

Well, umm...Maybe its a specific brand that has Slowfall as an added effect...

I'm pretty sure the alcohol in Deus Ex has a "slowing" effect, maybe it was that he drank.

 

[AceDefective]

ok the first time was really lucky, the second time was just plain hilarious, and also means his guardian angel was paying attention XD
damn, he's like bruce willis in the film Unbreakable, i hope he doesnt jump into a swimming pool next time...

But i thought your guardian angels got drunk with you

so it is like falling off a ten story building once then interesrting ill go try it

*breaks into parents liquir cabnet*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *splat*

Liamlemon7
1995-2009
He was dead when we found him honest-police report
brother,son,student,do you belive we pay for each title

 

[mokes310]

Wow, that's quite the stunt! Perhaps Hollywood will come calling!

 

[sky14kemea]

ok the first time was really lucky, the second time was just plain hilarious, and also means his guardian angel was paying attention XD
damn, he's like bruce willis in the film Unbreakable, i hope he doesnt jump into a swimming pool next time...

But i thought your guardian angels got drunk with you

so it is like falling off a ten story building once then interesrting ill go try it

*breaks into parents liquir cabnet*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *splat*

Liamlemon7
1995-2009
He was dead when we found him honest-police report
brother,son,student,do you belive we pay for each title

mines off his head 24/6 (he has sundays to rest) because i dont drink, so he does the drinking for both of us XD
and rest in peace

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

So is this the mythical powers of alcohol at work or was he just very lucky?

Russians are just that hard core. I love chatting with them online, but I'm afraid of them IRL.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

That is one lucky drunk guy..... how is it he didn't break a bone? He fell 50 feet twice....

 

[Hyper-space]

Alcohol has Slowfall as a hidden effect...Good to know.

Seconded but it did not work for me at my sisters wedding when i fell off the balcony and broke two ribs

you must be one hell of a brother to embarrass your sister like that.

 

[internutt]

Russians have bones made of adamantium.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Alcohol has Slowfall as a hidden effect...Good to know.

Seconded but it did not work for me at my sisters wedding when i fell off the balcony and broke two ribs

you must be one hell of a brother to embarrass your sister like that.

Hey she PUSHED me after i told her i did not like the way her husband was eyeing our second cousin i was sitting on the rail and she smaked me on the chest which made me lose my balance

 

[fix-the-spade]

Hey she PUSHED me after i told her i did not like the way her husband was eyeing our second cousin i was sitting on the rail and she smaked me on the chest which made me lose my balance

Never, ever tell a woman exactly what you think of her husband, never goes well...

 

[sgtshock]

So is this the mythical powers of alcohol at work or was he just very lucky?

Just lucky. The Army-Airforce has stories of people falling out of a Plane over 22,000 feet out of a plane, BOUNCING off the ground, and walking away with only some broken bones and some cuts.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1071076/posts

The Russian guy was lucky, but that... Jesus Christ. Even if the glass broke his fall, how did he not splatter on impact? Someone's looking out for that guy.

 

[TheTygerfire]

Chev Chelios?

 

[Shapsters]

Ah Vodka, the Russian super drug. It make you happy, hearty and INVINCIBLE

 

[Weaver]

this is one of the best things I've ever heard.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Said in Terrible Russian Accent- That is because in Russia you do not fall of five story buildings, five story buildings fall of you.

 

[roboosh]

he is an X-Man