Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
- Thread starter fix-the-spade
- Start date
you would have thought he would have learned his lesson the first time but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is seriously one of the best things I've ever heard.
Now what did we learn? Alcohol allows you to survive falls from great heights....hey look a window....
Now what did we learn? Alcohol allows you to survive falls from great heights....hey look a window....
Hmmm attempting to find logical explanation...
Perhaps because he was drunk, he was more floppy, I've heard that going limp is supposed to help when you're falling.
Or maybe he rolled on impact twice accidentally like a parachutist or parkour person.
There's a story of an Australian paratrooper (3RAR, they're affectionately called "dirt darts"), shooting a porn film with 2 girls in a room on the 3rd or 4th floor of a building and the MPs burst into the room and he leaped naked off the balcony, did the special roll they are taught and sprinted naked back to his lines.
Perhaps because he was drunk, he was more floppy, I've heard that going limp is supposed to help when you're falling.
Or maybe he rolled on impact twice accidentally like a parachutist or parkour person.
There's a story of an Australian paratrooper (3RAR, they're affectionately called "dirt darts"), shooting a porn film with 2 girls in a room on the 3rd or 4th floor of a building and the MPs burst into the room and he leaped naked off the balcony, did the special roll they are taught and sprinted naked back to his lines.
I'd think it would be more productive to throw her out the window, or maybe he was going to get more alcohol and decided that stairs were an unnecessary complication.
the alcohol would have made him relaxed so he was probably limp when he landed, which reduces injury when hitting the ground. To the above post, I highly doubt that he rolled as you need good timing to avoid faceplanting or slamming your back on the ground, heavy intoxication would have reduced his timing and coordination quite drastically, although I have never been drunk let alone tried parkour while drunk so I may be wrong, hang on I'll get wasted and let you know.
the alcohol would have made him relaxed so he was probably limp when he landed, which reduces injury when hitting the ground. To the above post, I highly doubt that he rolled as you need good timing to avoid faceplanting or slamming your back on the ground, heavy intoxication would have reduced his timing and coordination quite drastically, although I have never been drunk let alone tried parkour while drunk so I may be wrong, hang on I'll get wasted and let you know.
It's a pretty wicked party trick to have. Some people light their farts, this guys survives 5 storey drops without a scratch.
