Russian Porn Star Not Actually Selling WoW Gold With Her Boobs

Abedeus

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MaxTheReaper said:
CantFaketheFunk said:
I didn't say they looked stellar. They looked perfectly fine. Which they do :p
They look like balloons filled with water.
My only feelings for her are pity, for her poor back.
Don't pity her. She doesn't exist.
 

ElephantGuts

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Well, considering that the people who play WoW are also largely the people who watch porn, this is a fairly intelligent marketing ploy.

Besides the obvious craziness it, I approve.

Too bad no one here on the Escapist could provide a link showing this advertisement...?
 

tendo82

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Placing compromising tattoos on my body only begins to describe what I would do for 500k.
 

S.H.A.R.P.

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Brilliant article my friend, brilliant! Rarely do I laugh over a couple of words and sentences mixed together, but that was seriously funny. :)

On topic, I wonder if the company she's signed up for has some sort of requirement that the woman needs to be in at the state she signed up with. It would be rather silly if there wouldn't be such a clause in the contract.

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Glerken said:
Erana said:
Right, all gamers are into porn featuring chicks.
Not all of us are gay you know...
Yeah, yeah I suppose you are right. Though some women might appreciate some men in their adult flicks.
 

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To me, if it had been true, I'd firstly be concerned that the model would suffer a lack of work, because there's a million girls out there, and porn IS an industry now, and they can afford to pick and choose, and that ad isn't going to help your chances.

Then thinking about it, what the hell, if she doesn't get a lot of work, she's still bagged half a million and what do they earn per scene, $500-5000 I think I heard, depending on what's required and fame etc.

Thirdly, damn, is there really THAT much involved in gold selling? I guess it's one of those quesetions most people won't publicly admit to, but hell someone out there is buying this stuff, despite screwing the game up for the other 11 million of us.

For me, I couldn't buy game gold, knowing I'm funding more in game spam and badly spelled yelling in town.

I tend to retort with something like 'WTS screenshot of empty pacman maze, $50, if you're interested in paying real money for someone else to succeed for you.' or 'Need your bank account emptied fast? We can fraudulently charge various amounts to your credit card in under an hour, so hurry to hurry to (gold sellers name).com'

Just as a vain attempt to discredit them and make someone think twice at least.
 

MrPop

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Oh god. I'm not sure how many people are going to actually watch her in porn and think. Hmm. I need some gold in WoW. That's very niche and unlikely I think. But I suppose more people will have a look at their site because of all the news about it though >.>
 

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Abedeus said:
http://www.brokentoys.org/2009/06/08/oh-come-on-people/

Sorry, not true.
I'm surprised I'm only the 2nd person to notice/comment on this. Or perhaps everyone is just imagining it's still true.
 

MrPop

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Abedeus said:
http://www.brokentoys.org/2009/06/08/oh-come-on-people/

Sorry, not true.
Oh. >_< I kind of wanted it to be true though because it's such a funny anecdote to tell. I suppose they wouldn't make $500000 back anyway though.
 

TwistedEllipses

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Abedeus said:
http://www.brokentoys.org/2009/06/08/oh-come-on-people/

Sorry, not true.
That's not unsurprising considering the having a tattoo advert would just discourage pornographers, whereas a fake viral announcement serves the same purpose of advertising without anyone getting tattoed...
 

Rhayn

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Abedeus said:
http://www.brokentoys.org/2009/06/08/oh-come-on-people/

Sorry, not true.
In a strange, twisted kind of way, I both hate you and love you.

Love you since you've restored the faith I had lost in humanity.

...and hate you because you've ruined the mental images.

Oh, and also, I wonder how well this "viral advertisement" is going. I suspect everyone is obsessing over the tits more so than the actual links.
 

Miss_M

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Daveman said:
AWESOME. If I had a girlfriend I'd make her do that.

Funny how the last part of that sentence explains the first part.
This post made me laugh so hard cola came out my nose. I think I love you.
 

Thediscoducky

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Daveman said:
AWESOME. If I had a girlfriend I'd make her do that.

Funny how the last part of that sentence explains the first part.
rofl.
I think I literally "lol'ed" for the first time since I type that.
 

Nukey

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we have advertisements every where else. its about time they ended up on "melons"
 

tendo82

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Daveman said:
AWESOME. If I had a girlfriend I'd make her do that.

Funny how the last part of that sentence explains the first part.
Hilarious.
 

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5stringedbandit said:
I think it would be a much better idea to do WoW themed porno.
With the Troll "gold delivery boy" delivering to the Orcs hole.
Otherwise it wouldn't have the gold advertising in it :p

Theres l4d porn (I think, only seen stills), im sure theres WoW porn.