Russian Porn Star Not Actually Selling WoW Gold With Her Boobs

[Super Jamz]

The guy who wrote this must've been pretty smart to realise that boobies + video games = lots of hits and/or perving.

 

[Akira Pilot]

AWESOME. If I had a girlfriend I'd make her do that.

Funny how the last part of that sentence explains the first part.

This post made me laugh so hard cola came out my nose. I think I love you.

suuuuuure you do, but when I say it in person it's "creepy"... yeah, I've heard it all before. I'm great in theory.

Sorry about your nose, I am willing to pay reparations.

really you would extort your girl for the sake of the game you feel is most important
well in that case you'll need this

and MMO gamer needs to find a guy to advertise this on if they are gonna appeal to the gays/ladies
maybe putting the logo on the guys penis would suffice, and if the guys had a monster cock then they would need like 5 minutes to pan accross it to get the ad across.

The tits are good for advertising but also remember they make more close upshots of the cooch than the tits, but the amount of times seeing them would be kind of repetitive and it would cross to the point of redundancy, but that would be good for those who are gonna see her for the first time get a peek at the silver dollar nipples and look at the humongous breasts that we see as they bounce up and down while the word MMO is being distorted. But no further comment.

May you can commit reparations in the form of a money shot!
just a thought!

 

[Kogarian]

Hmm. I can't find pictures of her on Google Images.

 

[Daveman]

May you can commit reparations in the form of a money shot!
just a thought!

That's how I pay for everything nowadays... the lady at coop was not pleased.

 

[Jang]

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

Hahahaha! The more I hear from the Funk the more I love him =D

 

[Kogarian]

EDIT

Just ignore this post. My computer got screwy and just quoted a random person and posted it.

 

[Bluebacon]

Wouldn't anyone watching her be too busy to bother writing down the URL of a website? And doesn't tattoo removal leave a big scar? This doesn't seem well thought through by either of them.

 

[Kogarian]

I never understood the popularity of porn. Why is watching two people gave sex so enjoyable? To me it seems a waste of money to buy something like that, You could spend the same amount on a new game. Note: I am a male.

I thought the Internet was made just so we could all share porn, for free? Who pays for it?

 

[John Funk]

http://www.brokentoys.org/2009/06/08/oh-come-on-people/

Sorry, not true.

Nicely caught. Updated.

 

[RanD00M]

i find this sorta funny.i play WOW and have never bought gold and never will.
but i think alot of WOW player(excluding myself)are going to buy gold from whatever site she is advertising.many men will do anything if they see it on tits or see it advertised in pornography.

 

[Bluebacon]

Ouch! We've been had!

 

[Abedeus]

http://www.brokentoys.org/2009/06/08/oh-come-on-people/

Sorry, not true.

Nicely caught. Updated.

Woo, finally someone noticed.

No problem.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My Evil-Senses started tingling as soon as I realised Anna Morgan was the mother of Samara...

 

[NeedAUserName]

My Evil-Senses started tingling as soon as I realised Anna Morgan was the mother of Samara...

Yeah, I googled her ...for eh, ah ... clarification... yeah thats it... and was surprised when all that came up was press release stuff, and the wiki entry for The Ring.

 

[tendo82]

Okay so the publicity stunt was a joke. But that girl in the photo - NO JOKE. The second, em, coming of PSP licker if you ask me.

 

[NeedAUserName]

It took me five minutes to look away from that image...

I know what you mean... I got to this page and it had no comments, my first comment was on page four...

 

[Brett Alex]

I don't care if its fake, this is journalism at its best.

Anyone else wanna nominate Funk for a Pulitzer?

 

[DazZ.]

I think it would be a much better idea to do WoW themed porno.

With the Troll "gold delivery boy" delivering to the Orcs hole.
Otherwise it wouldn't have the gold advertising in it

Theres l4d porn (I think, only seen stills), im sure theres WoW porn.

Um... is it hot?

That would totally depend on what your into.

I think the general "story line" is she gets raped by each of the special infected, (this is what ive read so any genuine fans can reveal themselves and say in more detail what happens.) The still I saw was her gettin wrapped around by a big smokers thing that turned out to be a penis.

So yeah... pretty fucking hot....

 

[skcseth]

Well I know I fell for it *facepalm*