RvB
- Thread starter Firehopper
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"You ratted me out, you SON-OF-A-*****!"
"Hey, Meta--settle a bet, would ya?"
"Then you have no way of understanding what a Shizno is."
"Dude, could you not talk that way around me when I'm playing with my thing?"
"Why...won't you just...kill me?"
The punchlines are, almost without fail, the best.
"Hey, Meta--settle a bet, would ya?"
"Then you have no way of understanding what a Shizno is."
"Dude, could you not talk that way around me when I'm playing with my thing?"
"Why...won't you just...kill me?"
The punchlines are, almost without fail, the best.
"Tucker, are hungry?? Are...are hungry??? Are you cold??? You want a blanket? Tucker, do you want a hotdog in a blanket?"
Priceless.
Priceless.
O'Malley: It's quiet. Too quiet.*gunshot* Suddenly it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.
Doc: You know, I really think we should try a NON-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely," and after the word "violent," include the phrase, "BLOOD EXPLOSION EXTRAORDINAIRE!" HAHAHAHA!
Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.
Grif: What about HD-DVD?
Sarge: Bad marketing. Not enough repeated letters in the name to be catchy. So it's being replaced with HHD DDVVDDBVDs.
Doc: You know, I really think we should try a NON-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely," and after the word "violent," include the phrase, "BLOOD EXPLOSION EXTRAORDINAIRE!" HAHAHAHA!
Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.
Grif: What about HD-DVD?
Sarge: Bad marketing. Not enough repeated letters in the name to be catchy. So it's being replaced with HHD DDVVDDBVDs.
Andy: Hey Caboose, level with me pal, I don't look like a bowling ball do I?
Caboose: No Andy, you're not nearly that fat. (turns around)
Andy: Because I've been working out you know? I've been doing pull ups, crunches, and...
Sarge: Yoink.
Andy: What?
Caboose: Andy? (Turns around) Andy? What happened to you?
Lopez's head: (Quick, before they come back, dig a hole and bury me. Please.) translated from Spanish.
Caboose: Andy! You've turned into a real boy!
Caboose: No Andy, you're not nearly that fat. (turns around)
Andy: Because I've been working out you know? I've been doing pull ups, crunches, and...
Sarge: Yoink.
Andy: What?
Caboose: Andy? (Turns around) Andy? What happened to you?
Lopez's head: (Quick, before they come back, dig a hole and bury me. Please.) translated from Spanish.
Caboose: Andy! You've turned into a real boy!
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS."
"Now we'll learn the colors. Can you say purple? Pur-"
"BLARG"
"-pul"
"BLARG!"
"Great! Once we learn all the colors, we'll learn why you shouldn't judge people by them."
I love Doc.
"Now we'll learn the colors. Can you say purple? Pur-"
"BLARG"
"-pul"
"BLARG!"
"Great! Once we learn all the colors, we'll learn why you shouldn't judge people by them."
I love Doc.
I don't know, but I think the series went way downhill when they started using full-body motion and CGI.
Caboose: I know that voice... Church, Church it's me, your all-time best friend!
Church: Caboose? Caboose is that you?
Caboose; Yes! Church its me I have missed you so much its has been so long, did you miss me?
Church: Fuck! I missed him!
Caboose: I knew you did!!
Church: Caboose? Caboose is that you?
Caboose; Yes! Church its me I have missed you so much its has been so long, did you miss me?
Church: Fuck! I missed him!
Caboose: I knew you did!!
I've got four:
"Bleep Bloop"
-Caboose
"That was the worst throw ever... of all time."
-Washington
"I don't want to think outside the box. I feel safe in there."
-Tucker
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think I walk that line every day of my life."
-Church
"Bleep Bloop"
-Caboose
"That was the worst throw ever... of all time."
-Washington
"I don't want to think outside the box. I feel safe in there."
-Tucker
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think I walk that line every day of my life."
-Church
"Your Toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the BLACK STUFF"!!!Larsirius said: