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[laststandman]

I don't know, but I think the series went way downhill when they started using full-body motion and CGI.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Caboose: I know that voice... Church, Church it's me, your all-time best friend!
Church: Caboose? Caboose is that you?
Caboose; Yes! Church its me I have missed you so much its has been so long, did you miss me?
Church: Fuck! I missed him!
Caboose: I knew you did!!

 

[Lullabye]

"PROTECT ME CONE!!"

Yup, there is no competition. This had me screaming with laughter in the middle of my fucking uni library.

I forgot about 'YOU RATTED ME OUT YOU SON OF A *****!!'

Just watched it for the millionth time and cracked up when Tex grabs Tucker's energy sword and it goes out. "What's the matter Tex, you having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry, it happens to everybody. Well, not me but..."

Spoiler: She beat the Black off you!

"

"

 

[EternalFenix]

Theyre gonna give me so much crap for only coming back with this stupid flag...

 

[Rune342]

I've got four:
"Bleep Bloop"
-Caboose
"That was the worst throw ever... of all time."
-Washington
"I don't want to think outside the box. I feel safe in there."
-Tucker
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think I walk that line every day of my life."
-Church

 

[Larsirius]

"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!"

 

[Madara XIII]

"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!"

"Your Toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the BLACK STUFF"!!!

 

[Exile714]

Sarge: Once when I was a small child, I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me to this day...

 

[Larsirius]

O'Malley: It's quiet. Too quiet.*gunshot* Suddenly it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.

Doc: You know, I really think we should try a NON-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely," and after the word "violent," include the phrase, "BLOOD EXPLOSION EXTRAORDINAIRE!" HAHAHAHA!

Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.

Grif: What about HD-DVD?
Sarge: Bad marketing. Not enough repeated letters in the name to be catchy. So it's being replaced with HHD DDVVDDBVDs.

The O'Malley one's the best!

 

[gothicjak]

The password is "password"

 

[starwarsgeek]

Any of the characters' catch phrases.

Near the end of season 5:

Spoiler

Wyoming: "Poor Tex, never knew when she was--"
Tucker: "--Defeated?" (while stabbing Wyoming in the back)

From the season 7 finale:

Spoiler

"I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church, and YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE!!!"

"That was the worst throw ever....of all time."
"That was the second worst throw ever....of all time."

 

[CATS FTW]

"And all women on the internet are dudes."

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

You just got Sarge'd

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Oh and...
Churchoor jimmy was the last to go. It came from behind,ripped jimmy's skull out and started to beat him to death with it.
tucker:that doesn't even sound physically possible!
Church:Thats what jimmy kept saying.
Jimmy: This isn't even physically possible!!!

 

[Kurokami]

THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU F**KING WHORE!

 

[Devon Dent]

What is he doing?
I don't know, it looks like he is killing himself.

 

[tristow]

"it's not pink it's lightish red!"