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Hamster at Dawn

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2xDouble said:
Hamster at Dawn said:
2xDouble said:
"I'm going to stab you computer phone lady"-Church
What episode is that from?
Blood Gulch Chronicles, Season 5. Episode 80 [http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=220].
Thanks a lot, I haven't seen that in a while and it brightened up my day. There's at least 5 brilliant quotes just in that episode.
 

TriGGeR_HaPPy

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Washington: "Wait, who said that?"
Sarge: "I did! Caught by a classic misdirection."
(While not as funny in text form, I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes after I saw this part for myself)

Oh, man. Sarge is definitely my favourite. :D
 

Nannernade

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"Scuse me, pardon me ooh scuse me pardon me excuse me ma'am" (It's the episode when Tex comes back and starts smashing through the heavy metal door, Caboose did that even when he was past the Red guys. XD
 

TheRundownRabbit

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Tucker: "Arent we always in the present?"
Sarge: "The present has been destroyed, we are in the future."

Doc: "Im a pacifist"
Caboose: "You are a thing that babies suck on."
Tucker: "No, thats a pedophile"
Church: "I believe Caboose means pacifier"

Caboose/Omalley:"My name name is Michael J Caboose, and I.....HATE....BABIES!"
 

Pist0l 07

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"Always remember, somebody hates you" -Sarge

I also like the computer phone lady as well, but thats been said before.
 

mark-the-stampede

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after caboose throws a spike grenade directly at the wall in front of him

"it wasnt my fault someone put a wall in my way"
 

lolcatize

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Church : Man i would love to live in side of your world for 5 minutes
Caboose :i love it to
Church: you shure do
 

JourneyThroughHell

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Voicemail: To mark this message as urgent press 11
Church: *Yelling* There is no 11, you fucking whore!

Cracks me up every time.

Also, Washington: That was the worst throw ever. Of all-time.
Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.
 

YouCallMeNighthawk

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Tucker: "Dude, you can totally pick chicks up in a tank"

Or

Caboose: "I am thinking about kittens .... kittens covered in spikes .... that makes me angryyyy!!!"
 

toastmaster2k8

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(Caboose while being sent into the future) Church)"I do not want to be dead! I want to be alive.. or a cowboy."

(Church after being shot by caboose to tucker) "Tucker....I...I just wanted...I just wanted you to know... I.. always hated you... I always hated you the most" (Tucker) "Yah alright. Now hurry up and die you f***ing prick"

(while church is telling the blues about what happened at side winder) (Church) Poor jimmy was the last one to go. Tex ran up behind him pulled out his skull and beat him to death with it" (Tucker) "Wait, He beat him to death with his own skull? that dosent even seem physically possible." (Church) "Thats what Jimmy Kept screaming!" (Jimmy while being owned by his own skull) " THIS DOSENT EVEN SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! ehhh-blaaa"

not really quotes but those are my favorite conversations from the original RvB
 

Hawkeye16

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"YOU WILL FEAR MY LAZER FACE!"

"Agent Tex is a bit of a badass"

"GOOOORY GLORY TO THE RED TEAM!"

"Ctrl F-U"

"What are you gonna do Wash? Sho- *gunshot* "Yes".

"Is it a spider? Get it off!"

"HEY *****, REMEMBER ME!? I SAVED SOMETHING FOR YA!"
 

chozo_hybrid

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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ilikepie59 said:
chozo_hybrid said:
ilikepie59 said:
chozo_hybrid said:
"Why are there six pedals when there's only four directions?"
Tucker: "Why are there only 4 levers when there are 6 directions?"
My bad, it's late here and I'm tired XD Thanks.
Lol! No, You're absolutely right.
Tucker said the other quote in season 7 while trying to drive the Elephant.
Oh, my bad. I haven't seen that far yet, I think I've been up to season 5?
 

Balmong7

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Sarge in the revelations finale "hey settle a bet for me, does that thing look like a big cat to you?"