RvB

[Phuctifyno]

Noob: "Oh, you fucking camper!!!"
Other noob: "It's a legitimate strategyyyy!!!"

 

[lolcatize]

Church : Man i would love to live in side of your world for 5 minutes
Caboose :i love it to
Church: you shure do

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Voicemail: To mark this message as urgent press 11
Church: *Yelling* There is no 11, you fucking whore!

Cracks me up every time.

Also, Washington: That was the worst throw ever. Of all-time.
Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

 

[jbchillin]

"....thats right....im a gay robot"

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

Tucker: "Dude, you can totally pick chicks up in a tank"

Or

Caboose: "I am thinking about kittens .... kittens covered in spikes .... that makes me angryyyy!!!"

 

[toastmaster2k8]

(Caboose while being sent into the future) Church)"I do not want to be dead! I want to be alive.. or a cowboy."

(Church after being shot by caboose to tucker) "Tucker....I...I just wanted...I just wanted you to know... I.. always hated you... I always hated you the most" (Tucker) "Yah alright. Now hurry up and die you f***ing prick"

(while church is telling the blues about what happened at side winder) (Church) Poor jimmy was the last one to go. Tex ran up behind him pulled out his skull and beat him to death with it" (Tucker) "Wait, He beat him to death with his own skull? that dosent even seem physically possible." (Church) "Thats what Jimmy Kept screaming!" (Jimmy while being owned by his own skull) " THIS DOSENT EVEN SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! ehhh-blaaa"

not really quotes but those are my favorite conversations from the original RvB

 

[Hawkeye16]

"YOU WILL FEAR MY LAZER FACE!"

"Agent Tex is a bit of a badass"

"GOOOORY GLORY TO THE RED TEAM!"

"Ctrl F-U"

"What are you gonna do Wash? Sho- *gunshot* "Yes".

"Is it a spider? Get it off!"

"HEY *****, REMEMBER ME!? I SAVED SOMETHING FOR YA!"

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"Why are there six pedals when there's only four directions?"

Tucker: "Why are there only 4 levers when there are 6 directions?"

My bad, it's late here and I'm tired XD Thanks.

Lol! No, You're absolutely right.
Tucker said the other quote in season 7 while trying to drive the Elephant.

Oh, my bad. I haven't seen that far yet, I think I've been up to season 5?

 

[Balmong7]

Sarge in the revelations finale "hey settle a bet for me, does that thing look like a big cat to you?"

 

[Daffy F]

The Monty Oum episode. (Monty Oum did Dead Fantasy if you don't know. Search google if you don't know what Dead Fantasy is)

"PROTECT ME CONE!!"

"What have you got against my Balls?"

OR: "Hey Meta! Settle the argument! Does that look like a big cat to you?"

 

[Firehopper]

Another one I just watched. "The recording is in Spanish? That doesn't make any sense"

 

[Legendairy314]

Wash: That was the worst throw ever...of all time...

Caboose: It's not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

 

[archvile93]

"Hey Meta, settle a bet would ya? Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?" Sarge to the Meta

"Hey Grif, I've lost my shotgun! What am I gonna do without my shotgun!? Shotgun Damnit!!!!" Sarge attempting to get Grif to recognize the codeword

"What's the matter Tex, having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry it happens to everybody, well not me but..." Tucker mocking Tex's inability to use his sword

 

[WittyName]

Sarge: "Will you put that in a memo entitled "Shit I already know"?"

 

[Blindswordmaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg0bHiLFFI4
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[Bovver]

"It's the beast, the anti-flag! Come to live among us and rule us for seven years. The end is nigh! DORSH" Red Zealot or "I regret nothing I lived as few men dare to dream"

 

[Brikson]

"Oh can I go again. I just thought of a swear wird that rhymes with Kentucky." Grif

Also episode 10 from season 8. The entire thing. Dear God i was laughing so hard at the entire thing.

 

[katsumoto03]

"Last time I got a purple heart and next time I hope to get a purple lung and I will make a purple person and we will be best friends."

-Michael J. Caboose

 

[Burningsok]

''That was the worst throw ever... of all time.'' - Agent Washington.

Have you seen the second last ep of the newest season. "That was the second worst throw ever...of all time."

How about sarge in the newer episodes, I can't remember what it's called.

Sarge "That was the worst driving of all time".

 

[smeghead25]

"PROTECT ME CONE!!"

Yup, there is no competition. This had me screaming with laughter in the middle of my fucking uni library.

I forgot about 'YOU RATTED ME OUT YOU SON OF A *****!!'

Just watched it for the millionth time and cracked up when Tex grabs Tucker's energy sword and it goes out. "What's the matter Tex, you having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry, it happens to everybody. Well, not me but..."