Santa doesn't exist!

[Setsuri21]

You, sir, are full of lies. and Poultry.

 

[Just_in_time]

My sister told me when I was about 7. I havn't had any christmas spirit since...

really?......what about the easter bunny, or the halloween dog?

Halloween Dog? I can't say that I have ever heard of this...

someone has never watched fairly odd parents

 

[pulse2]

My sister told me when I was about 7. I havn't had any christmas spirit since...

really?......what about the easter bunny, or the halloween dog?

Halloween Dog? I can't say that I have ever heard of this...

someone has never watched fairly odd parents

Dear oh dear, deprived children

It's impossible to not know of Fairly odd parents :O

 

[Vohn_exel]

You're lying! Liar!
Santa does exist ;~;
If you don't have a chimney, he comes through the gas pipes, or the plumbing ;~;

I think he just had a key to our house. Though I'm pretty sure he saved ours for last most years

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

I figured it out from a calvin and hobbes book... yes.

I asked my dad and he reassured this revelation, then I went into a mind-numbmingly depresseed fit where all I would eat for days was fruitcake.

Exactly what went down.

 

[higgs20]

LIES!

 

[Slaanax]

Santa is real and he is actually son of Satan and lost a game of Curling to an angel so he had to give out gifts to the children for losing. That's at least what the movie Santa's Slay taught me.

 

[AlternatePFG]

Woke up in the middle of the night, saw my Dad putting presents under the tree, he didn't even bother making up a story or something.

 

[DazBurger]

Can't remember ever really believing in Santa :/
.. Nor elfs, God or the Tooth fairy for that matter... Guess I never got really in to it.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Dude, dont be an asshole, Santa is just something for the kids. Its just a fun myth tied in for christmas and your acting like this is some sinister plot or government conspiracy, chill out dude. But what really irks me is that you have the audacity to label all of us as clueless children when u had it in mind to tell us something that was completely obvious to all of us.

Erm, yeah, you do realise it wasn't meant to be taken seriously :/. I only posted the first half to have a bit of a laugh, most of the people replying got the joke and replied with something witty Don't take it as a personal attack. If I really wanted to spoil christmas for people, I would have started with my little sister, she's siz, she believes in Santa and I am determined to make it seem like he's real for her. I have no vandetta against Santa, I am not anti-santa, lol.

Oh, sorry buddy, I jumped to conclusions there. Its a habit. No hard feelings?

 

[pyrosaw]

Then...the man in the alley wasn't?......Oh god....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[pulse2]

Dude, dont be an asshole, Santa is just something for the kids. Its just a fun myth tied in for christmas and your acting like this is some sinister plot or government conspiracy, chill out dude. But what really irks me is that you have the audacity to label all of us as clueless children when u had it in mind to tell us something that was completely obvious to all of us.

Erm, yeah, you do realise it wasn't meant to be taken seriously :/. I only posted the first half to have a bit of a laugh, most of the people replying got the joke and replied with something witty Don't take it as a personal attack. If I really wanted to spoil christmas for people, I would have started with my little sister, she's siz, she believes in Santa and I am determined to make it seem like he's real for her. I have no vandetta against Santa, I am not anti-santa, lol.

Oh, sorry buddy, I jumped to conclusions there. Its a habit. No hard feelings?

No hard feelings

I love the feeling of christmas and while the concept of Santa was spoilt for me because my parents didn't put in enough effort to ensure that magic remained, I'm hoping I can do that very thing for my kids. Not because of the idea of Santa in particular, but just so that they understand that Christmas is both about giving and how much you appreciate family and friends.

I may have outgrown Santa lol, but I haven't lost the latter ^^

 

[CaptainKoala]

I was about 7 or 8. And it was Easter and I found a receipt from Wal-Mart that listed everything I found in my Easter basket. Then I put 2 and 2 together. If the Easter bunny didn't exist then neither did Santa.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Then...the man in the alley wasn't?......Oh god....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hahahaha, that's the funniest post I've read in a while.

 

[pyrosaw]

Then...the man in the alley wasn't?......Oh god....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hahahaha, that's the funniest post I've read in a while.

I try.

 

[Fightgarr]

Don't be ridiculous, Rudy the Undead Hound is so real!

Wil Wheaton's bullshitting abilities are so impressive that it actually formed and brought life to Rudy here in the real world.

 

[Bits Of Lint]

I babysat about two weeks ago and a character died in the movie we were watching. One of the little girls turned to me and asked, "Does everybody die?".

"Um, yeah." I replied, a bit uncomfortable. She looked thoughtful for a few seconds, and the asked, "Even Santa?"

O.O

My answer was eventually: "He's magical, so he doesn't count." but I'm pretty sure she saw me panicking.

 

[person427]

I believe in alternate timelines/dimensions/universes/etc., and therefore I believe that there is a highly probable chance that Santa exists in at least one of those alternate zones.

 

[akibawall95]

Crap... I had better break it to my parents. I always wondered why I got no presents. They believed in him too!

 

[Squeaky]

i guess 6 i never really believed in him but i disproved him at that age. The Saint 'santa' is based on i still believe in what he did well i dont want to die in a snow storm but you get my idea, i hope.