Satanic Children's Shows

[Ocelano]

Spongebob. A homosexual, vaguely humanoid creature living miles below the surface of the earth?

He is not beneath the surface of the earth he is beneath the ocean. Nor is he homosexual everyone knows of the hot romance between he and sandy the squirrel but alas it is a forbidden love which may never be as neither can exist in the same area as the other without protective garments

 

[Xskills]

All successfully children shows are heresy. Almost all successful fiction is. That's why I don't let faith restrict my freedom or my intellect. Hasn't anybody in this thread ever watched the scene in Dogma where the fallen Angels have a massacre in the Mooby's conference room?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Barney the Dinosaur, Lamb Chop's Play Along...anything on PBS and Disney really

 

[aPod]

Swedish kid show.


People say they had nightmares from it. Don't remember much from it, so it's either I just lack the memory of it or I suppress it. My big brother was though a bit freaked out about it.

I know I'm going to seem wierd, but, I think she's really cute!

As for the wierd puppets, I think it's hilarious, but without the music it would be far more frightening. Watch it with no sound and listen to Bill Bailey's version of the magic roundabout, v scary

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Haha... i thought the exact same thing... <.<

I think the mysterious stranger def takes the cake though.

 

[the1ultimate]

Well let's see... Ah, we're allowing movies I see? Because the goblin king of the messed up Labyrinth is a pretty easy analogue.

Some monster designs don't help. For instance:

Spoiler: monsters

Also, there was this one show (I can't remember the name) about a crystal that could give people dreams, and a giant dragon that always wanted to steal it. I liked the show, but because of the dragon I wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid.

 

[smudgey]

Maybe this is why people think Pokemon is satanic....
[link]http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm[/link]
And that Britney Spears one cracked me up.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

In The Night Garden

Tots love it but ZOMG...it's evil.

 

[presidentjlh]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

I've seen it a number of times, and while it was weird, it didn't really disturb me in any manner. I just thought, "Well, that was unusual, but meh."

 

[Nicarus]

Oh my god, it's Wiggles.

I'll find the video, and you'll see. You'll all see!

I listened to the first 5 seconds of that video, and my ears exploded.

 

[TheTim]

Spongebob. A homosexual, vaguely humanoid creature living miles below the surface of the earth?

are you stupid? Spongebob is still on the surface of the earth. he's just underwater

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

Anything you'll find on the Disney channel. Easily.

Apparently, according to stupid people, Pokémon is Satanic.

Fix'd.

I see why you did that ):l

What? Religion isn't responsible for Pokemon being labeled as demonic. The fact that the people who labeled Pokemon as demonic happened to be religious is pretty much irrelevant. That's the point I was trying to make.

If it's the Disney channel thing you were referring to, then yeah, I'll admit it was an easy jab. Hannah Montana's jaws just don't look human. She must have been mutated by otherworldly forces. Satanic!

Was supposed to be an sarcastic. "I c wat u did thar". iPod auto corrected. I do agree about that while Hannah Montana jaw thing.

 

[ajemas]

The creator has actually stated that he is asexual when asked about his *ahem* orientation.

 

[soul_rune1984]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

I used to love that claymation film as a child (I still love it) I always found the animation fabulus especally the dark angel part.

 

[mezmerizer02]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

if you take it out of context, sure. if you've watched the entire mark twain claymation it's not scary at all. nor does it even look twisted. but with it by itself, sure.

 

[Seef]

Freakazoid

Wasn't that the cartoon with the Candlejack guy wh

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

Same here. Who the hell thought that was a good idea for kids?

Probably somebody who doesn't view kids as idiots... I don't particularly see the problem. It wasn't glorifying anything, the kids were aptly horrified and the creature was fearsome. Then again, I am only seeing this one scene without so for all I know there is an orgy afterward but from what I've seen, it isn't anything I would deny my kids. Then again, my five year old thinks Cthulhu is awesome so eh.

I have to echo this perspective. And I didn't find the "Mysterious Stranger" bit all that peculiar. Cthulhu is also awesome, and my daughter has many Cthulhuian toys.

If you never give them reason to question, they will never question anything. So give them things to think on, good or bad. Be a parent. Glad we are of similar minds.