Say One Thing About The Country You Live In

[Phuctifyno]

United States of America

Where my vote doesn't matter thanks to the electoral college.

Pfft. You got the Japanese beat. As I've heard, they vote by erectoral courage.

 

[Auron]

Brazil

We have the world's largest taxes and one of the highest corruption rates of all three Americas.

 

[Arslan Aladeen]

Americ-errr Canada!

We're not Americans!

 

[Private Custard]

England

The lunatics really are running the fucking asylum.

Don't come here, the youngsters are rude and violent, the weather's shitty and you need a mortgage to buy anything bigger than a pair of underpants!

 

[Diddy_Mao]

United States: A vocal minority of god bothering, jingoistic, flag waving assholes has ruined the international reputation of a nation that on the whole really isn't that bad.

Fun fact: Nobody likes Wyoming.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

Country: United States 'murica

Info:

Spoiler

Actually that feels lazy so here's an actual fact: We have Cake.

 

[4RM3D]

England: We're just sad because the rest of the UK (Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Mann and technically Cornwall) won't let us join their fancy 'Celtic' club. Some of us are a bit celtic too! A bit! Honest! We have Stonehenge!


EDIT: Ok, the Isle of Mann is in Britain but not the UK, and vice versa for Northern Ireland/Ulster. I had to say one or the other.

That gives me an excuse to post this awesome video about the UK.

 

[Dead Seerius]

Country: The US of Ayyye.

Useless information: We have 214 state-to-state borders.
Ain't that neat??

 

[AD-Stu]

Australia.

By volume, at least 99% of the beer we make is undrinkable swill. Shame on us.

 

[DioWallachia]

The Court of Azath-I MEAN-Argentina.

Ehm.....the air is breathable? i got nothing.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

Canada
Home of the delicacy known as the Beaver Tail. And they're delicious.

I really have to try one of those bad boys one of these days.
On topic: I'm an american. No, not one of the Jingoistic ones. I at least like to think of myself as a leftist, to a certain degree.

Fun Fact: There's a sport in the south where people fish for catfish with their HANDS. (noodling, look it up)

 

[DioWallachia]

England: We're just sad because the rest of the UK (Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Mann and technically Cornwall) won't let us join their fancy 'Celtic' club. Some of us are a bit celtic too! A bit! Honest! We have Stonehenge!

EDIT: Ok, the Isle of Mann is in Britain but not the UK, and vice versa for Northern Ireland/Ulster. I had to say one or the other.

Send my regard to Nodens, The Lord of The Great Abysm, when you see him. Oh, and tell him that he needs to bring Cthylla to that point into the Pacific Ocean already, so we can start our little show that we missed doing on December 21st of 2012.

 

[Lurklen]

Canada

Terrifyingly beautiful and huge but filled with people who don't take up much space. It's not hard to step into a forest and forget the rest of the world exists.

 

[Karlaxx]

America: We have Broadway, upon which I will be seeing a musical in a little more than a week and for which I am extremely excited.

 

[Senare]

Sweden: Religion holds no water in politics or education.

 

[bauke67]

Netherlands:

We (well, our predecessor country the United Proivinces) were the first country to formally aknowledge the United States as an independant country. We did so by accident... but it still counts

Netherlands:
We were the second country to formally recognize the United States. The French were actually first.

 

[TheBestPieEver]

Country: The U.S. of A. Apparently over half of the states actually really need the money that the government gives them. Missouri, the one I live in, is one of 'em. Also, they like to correct me every time I write stuff like "colour" or "armour"

 

[SirPlindington]

Country: 'Murica, of course.

Info: It isn't actually called 'Murica. That's a shockingly common misconception.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Country : America

Fuck yea

thank you for that, made me grin.

OT:
USA mother fucker! >

We're run by, idiots, retards and special interest groups, but I love it here all the same and still actually believe in the ideals of our founding fathers.

 

[Zealous]

Canada

Way too cold one half of the year and the rest is rain, road construction and sweltering heat.
Ummmm... american beer that isn't piss?

Yeah, I really got nothing.

Edit: Someone else mentioned beaver tails. I'd have to second that. Sweet delicious pastry topped with sugar and maple syrup. Just beautiful...