Say One Thing About The Country You Live In

[TheBestPieEver]

Country: 'Murica, of course.

Info: It isn't actually called 'Murica. That's a shockingly common misconception.

Goddamn it! I only moved to it because 'Murica sounded awesome.

 

[Mojo]

Germany

We haven't invaded anyone in quite some time now...

 

[SirPlindington]

Country: 'Murica, of course.

Info: It isn't actually called 'Murica. That's a shockingly common misconception.

Goddamn it! I only moved to it because 'Murica sounded awesome.

Yeah, that happens a lot. 'Murica is really a small island nation just off the coast of Vietnam, in the South China Sea. And by small, I mean it's literally a rock with a palm tree on it. That's where the template for all of those comics come from. Indisputable fact.

 

[HyRock]

Germany

We haven't invaded anyone in quite some time now...

And I laughed.. and laughed.. and laughed..

 

[TheBestPieEver]

Germany

We haven't invaded anyone in quite some time now...

Aren't you guys not allowed to start a war anymore?

 

[Kennetic]

United States of America

Where my vote doesn't matter thanks to the electoral college.

Well, they vote based on the popular vote in a state, so while it potentially can negate your say, it doesn't really.

I understand that but we have the internet now and vote on computers. I personally believe that the popular vote should be the one that counts. It's the people that decide the president, not the state. Mind you, there are only a few instances where the electoral vote and the popular vote have differed but I still hate the system.

 

[Mojo]

Germany

We haven't invaded anyone in quite some time now...

Aren't you guys not allowed to start a war anymore?

According to our constitution we are not allowed to start a war of aggression, true.
Unless the United Nations Security Council or the United Nations Charter agrees that we should we are not allowed to use military force to disrupt peace in a country. That means that theoretically we could start a war if we were able to justify that it ensures peace somehow, but that's just theoretical.

 

[Mordekaien]

Slovakia

We are not Slovenia

Someone from my country! No way!

Spoiler

Country: Slovakia

We are also in Europe.

Also, we sent a bomb to Ireland, don't forget the bomb!

 

[Darken12]

Argentina.

Come for the misleading promises of beautiful landscapes, stay after they gut you for your money and valuables. Unless they scam you first.

Or, alternatively, "hive of scum and villainy" works pretty well.

 

[Bolwing]

Poland.

Our main exports are The Witcher videogames and meat.
The weather is terrible, but at least our cuisine is good.

 

[That One Guy]

Northern Ireland.

It's a shithole. The Europa Hotel in Belfast is the most bombed in Europe.

 

[maninahat]

England.
info: Henry VIII popularised the word "orange" to describe colour, as opposed to just the fruit.

 

[Jayemsal]

I live in the United States.

Ugh...

 

[Fijiman]

Country: United States of America
Fact: Our current measuring system was chosen over the Metric system by only one vote.

 

[Sanders]

Country: Scotland
Fact: It's law that you have to wear a kilt for at least 1hour every day, or you go to jail and get no haggis for the rest of the year -_-

 

[gostchiken]

Country: USA
Was good enough for Christopher goddamn Hitchens.

 

[sXeth]

Live in Canada.

Tidbit : Its snowing outside, and cold. Oh, and we're the only country to successfully invade the U.S.A, and burnt down Washington.

 

[theravensclaw]

Australia

Drop bears are real

 

[joshthor]

United States

Fun Fact: Contrary to popular belief, obese people are still a minority.

 

[Myndnix]

England.
We fall into nationwide panic whenever it snows even a little bit. Even though we get snow every year. You'd think we'd learn to cope with it, but nope. Inch of snow, end of modern civilisation.