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[TheDoctor455]

Is he poisonous?

No. But I am lovable.

OT:
Are you kidding me? All we have left of Xpwm are the glasses?
Oh... and a tuft of purple hair... but... oh well.

Xpwm truly was a scholar and a friend to us all.
Her passing will be marked as an official holiday.
Because, as everyone knows, we all need another excuse to show up to work/school completely plastered.

 

[Nouw]

"Now who in the right mind would do Tassadar's funeral on Aiur? We've already lost half our men just trying to make a base!"

"Sir! They've broken through!"

*After the battle.

"Good thing we have 10 men left to get off Aiur. Happy Tassadar? The Zerg finished the Overmind's funeral ages ago!"

*Tassadar pops out of Overmind, points and laughs.

"BUT YOU WERE DEAD!"

 

[Gigaguy64]

He threw pies for the freedom of mankind.
His heroic sacrifices shall be missed.
*21 red nose salute*

 

[xmbts]

I...uh...well what did you think was going to happen?

 

[Gigaguy64]

You may have survived a bullet to the head.
But it looks like my Voltekka was more than you could handle this time.

 

[SnuggleMuffin123]

we will all miss his wonderful colors

 

[superbatranger]

Let us all share a moment of silence. *bows head* OK, moment's over. Who want's to go get some pizza?

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's sad he's gone but at least we finally have a nickname for Zappy longstockings.

 

[Steppin Razor]

The fuck are we holding a funeral for a bus?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why did we have to use the happiest little cat girl for Schrödinger?s experiment? A sad day for cat people everywhere.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Looks like her Uguu~
*puts on glasses*
Wasn't Kawaii enough.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

He died the Death of a Ninja.
Even though he was a 2 ton bus.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Bah, good riddance. He kept sending the epileptics into seizures whenever he was around.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Her body may have died...but her laugh will never stop haunting me.
*shudders*

 

[superbatranger]

He was a gentle soul. Tragically, he was cut down, ironically enough, by a lifesaver.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

We will never know how he died, but it could not have been pleasant.

 

[ZapperX]

I should've known he was high as a kite when he said he would sparkle in the sunlight... I kept telling him, "No, Doug, thats not how vampires work," but he did it anyway.

 

[I Am Donut]

I can't count the number of times i told him not to run around the pool.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Those Collectors, man. They just don't quit.

 

[Lust]

*Blink*......*blink*........*blink*......*BAM*
....one chair to the head...

Or at least, that's how I think it went down.

 

[xmbts]

Surprisingly she didn't go out in a hail of gunfire, rather it was alcohol poisoning.