Say something at the above Avatar's Funeral

[Xpwn3ntial]

No! Why is the world so cruel? Bill, we miss you.

 

[xmbts]

And with her passing, the literacy rate plummeted.

 

[Windsaver]

He had a bitching hat...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The blue mage should be giving this eulogy, but oh well.

 

[Nouw]

*Wakes up from coffin.

"ZOMBIE!!!!"

 

[MintyNinja]

"Heh, you guys are stupid, they're gonna be looking for army men." His last words.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A trash can is the least dignified way to go.

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

Somebody cover her eyes, they're the size of saucers.

 

[Eumersian]

And now, that the head and body are now sewn back together, they may rest in peace.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Okay, where is the body?

 

[TheDoctor455]

And his heroic sacrifice will never be forgotten. Mostly because his ghost keeps following people around reminding them.

Nice...

OT:
Poor Xpwn... she died as she lived, searching for her glasses, and blinking a lot.

 

[mParadox]

He will never be forgotten. A helper, a contributor and above all a fellow Escapee. We will miss thee, even though he will come back to life within the next 5 posts.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello again... I don't seem to remember who I am... again?

But I still remember mParadox... ah... what a tragedy...
he/she had struggled for so long to find a cool, bad-ass avatar, and died so shortly after finding one. So tragic.

 

[mParadox]

came back faster than expected but he is dead again. I will forever cherish his puzzling remarks. And i will quote his dead quotes whenever the chance arises.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Poor thing, the Templars finally got to him.

 

[xmbts]

Without her the universe will surely be blinked from existence, a fact that I'm sure she gloated over in life.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'm starting to get the feeling that he wasn't qualified at diffusing bombs.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

She survived the blast, but nuclear fallout takes no prisoners.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Alas... the contacts just weren't working for Xpwn, and so, as she went back to the Optometrist's office to get a new pair of glasses, she was run over in traffic because the contacts dropped out at the wrong moment.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... what?
What is everyone looking at?
Shouldn't you all know by now that I'm just going to come back eventually anyway?

You bastards were going to bury me... do you have any idea how annoying that is?