Say something at the above Avatar's Funeral

[mParadox]

so innocent... and yet the shark didn't stop and she was snatched from us yet again. We'll miss you until the next resurrection..

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

His other eye was itchy

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The taffy was poisoned the whole time.

 

[mParadox]

but the leopard didn't stop and she was snatched from out hands yet again. Cookies will be waiting for you when you get back.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Even legends one day die.

 

[mParadox]

The length of the book was too much for her and so she succumbed to the pressure and unfortunately departed from this world.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fear not, he shall serve as an inspiration to us all that killing is not always the answer, though usually it is.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

she had no idea what i was up to and for that she died

 

[ZleazyA]

Here lies Brian. He ran fast, and died a virgin.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No one knows what Luigi was looking at, but Mario does, wherever he is.

 

[mParadox]

She never did finish the book....... *sobs*

 

[TheDoctor455]

He never worked out what Minerva was trying to tell him... poor sod wasted the remainder of his life on that one...

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

sadly he was killed by Gargamel

 

[Viking Incognito]

I never trusted the shifty little bastard.

 

[mParadox]

Never found out the purpose of the axe at the wedding party.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

He got the wrong girl pregnant.

 

[mParadox]

...i.....but.....

She dated the right guy but at the wrong time.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

It was the harlequin.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It was a shame that Cinnamonfloss had such large Anime eyes so that when a fly flew in when he was driving he just didn't see that tree.

 

[xmbts]

His engine seized, he was gone before he stopped rolling, I can only hope mine will be so quick.