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The Clown

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They sure did like hanging upside-down, how ironic that now he is not hanging, the right way up and under the ground.
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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How much money and free time do you people have to keep throwing these funerals for me?
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Seriously? Where the hell are you guys getting all of this disposable income?
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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I told him that he couldn't fit his entire squad into a clown car.
But he didn't listen.
Poor Nouw.
 

TheDoctor455

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Nouw said:
Because immortals can die.
You were saying?

OT:
They just wouldn't listen to me when I said the whole "pie-grenade" thing was a stupid idea.

Ah well... at least they died as they lived... slightly humorous.
 

xmbts

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*Holding stopwatch*
Lets see if we can improve your respawn time.
*Holds starter pistol*
Ready?
*Shoots him in the face*
Go!
 

TheDoctor455

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xmbts said:
*Holding stopwatch*
Lets see if we can improve your respawn time.
*Holds starter pistol*
Ready?
*Shoots him in the face*
Go!
*wakes up two minutes later*

I think that's fastest I've ever done.

And... I see you shot yourself by accident.. well... as long as everyone's already here...
 

xmbts

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She's bouncing around in...Heaven I guess, wouldn't be my first choice though...
 

xmbts

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*Sits up in casket, jumps out, throws Smugleaf in and closes it*

She definitely won't be buried alive. Not at all.

*Ignores the struggling casket*
 

TheDoctor455

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Ah... poor xmbts... I'm not entirely clear on how he/she died, but I'm sure it was terrible.

*Someone hands me a sheet of paper detailing how xmbts died*

Oh wow... scratch that thought ladies and gentlemen, xmbts died in a very lame manner... much like any Star Wars character ever.

Anyway... there's no point in telling you EXACTLY how xmbts died, but be assured that it was not awesome in any sense of the word...
And the Murdoc will now be killing himself so that he can control xmbts even in death. The prick.
 

TheDoctor455

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Ah poor Smugleaf... he/she just wouldn't listen to me wen I told them that GlaDOS's anger core wouldn't make for a good pet.