Say something negative about something you love.

[Aiedail256]

The Wheel of Time series: soooooooooo looooooooooooooong (on the other hand, soooooooooo looooooooooooooong )

Also, pretty much everything about Pokemon that has been said already.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Baki, the Grappler - Some of what happens just makes no sense, super-strength? Okay. Removing someone's sight in one eye by stabbing your finger in their neck and snapping whatever cords you find in there? >:O...

Yahtzee - Sometimes, after I'm done laughing, I realize I have NO IDEA what his actual opinion on a game was.

Fantasy Novels - Honestly, as much as I like Fantasy Novels, sometimes it feels like almost every one seems to be copying the big popular series of fantasy novels (LotR, Wheel of Time, etc.)

Neverwinter Nights - There's honestly not THAT much to do, and no one roleplays seriously.

Tasty Food - Makes you fat. :*(

The Wheel of Time series: soooooooooo looooooooooooooong (on the other hand, soooooooooo looooooooooooooong )

Wow, right above my quote.

On that note:

Wheel of Time - not for it's length, if something good manages to be long and stay good as well then sweet, two thumbs up. My problem is how people act in this, I swear the women are all permanently PMSing, people laugh when someone suffers... it's like almost everyone in the book is psychotic sometimes.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Serj Tankian - Putting new, nonsensical lyrics in the same songs does not justify releasing a second album.

Metal (genre) - Really noisy, nearly impossible to wean people onto, occasionally embarrassing to be caught listening to, admitting I like it strongly colors the way people perceive me.

Leviathan (my truck) - Aside from that one time you tried to kill me (which I've totally forgiven, baby), you've been really good to me... I just wish you didn't make terrifying noises and threaten to explode all the time, because I'm scared to drive you now. I'm reasonably doubtful that I'll be able to make a ten-mile commute to work tomorrow without some sort of catastrophic mechanical failure.

Natalya - For the cheapest carbine on the market, you are obscenely expensive to operate. But then again, the same could be said for all of my guns.

A good deal of my friends - Being unappreciated and taken for granted kicks ass. If this keeps up for much longer, you're officially being downgraded to "acquaintances" so I can focus on people that aren't a bunch of opportunistic jackals seeking to exploit my good nature.

My MP3 player - You make workouts into euphoric experiences, but for the love of all that is holy, stop kinking the wire to every pair of headphones I buy. Having one speaker randomly drop out as I'm running, then having to stop and adjust it until Sepultura isn't just screaming in my right ear like an enraged shoulder-angel is intolerable. Do you know what I wanted to do with the money I had to blow on the headphones I just ordered? No, you wouldn't, and it doesn't matter now, does it?

Exercise - You feel so goddamn good... except when you injure me to the point where I can't exercise anymore. It's not even the pain and discomfort of injury that wreck me; the depression that comes with remaining sedentary is god-awful with all the adjustments my body has made to all this activity, so you're really setting me up for a bad time when you take me out of the fight.

Myself - Nothing, holmes, you're perfect.

 

[Cogwheel]

Just Cause 2: Why the hell is there no cheat codes? That would have be un-freaking-believably awesome.

If you have it on the PC, may I suggest BOLO mod?

 

[Marter]

Umm....

The DVD for <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.231661>Snow Angels wasn't all that great. It had no special features, and it was dual sided, something I really don't like.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Uh, gaming like... totally sucks and gives you aids and stuff.

 

[Drummie666]

Just Cause 2: Why the hell is there no cheat codes? That would have be un-freaking-believably awesome.

If you have it on the PC, may I suggest BOLO mod?

Nope, PS3. I am really looking forward to the day when I get a gaming PC though.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Pink Floyd: David Gilmour, you are incredibly talented, but that doesn't change the fact you are a complete arsehole.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Drawing-A waste of time.

Final Fantasy XIII- The game was so straightforward and was practically a movie.

South Park-A stupid show that's so cheap it's made of construction paper. Literally.

Games-A way to escape reality.

Piano-A stupid, unnecessarily big instrument.

 

[Riobux]

Eternal Darkness: If you miss a part of a spell, then you'll get trapped in a later level and will have to do the entire game again.

 

[Cogwheel]

Just Cause 2: Why the hell is there no cheat codes? That would have be un-freaking-believably awesome.

If you have it on the PC, may I suggest BOLO mod?

Nope, PS3. I am really looking forward to the day when I get a gaming PC though.

Likewise. Would have one, but I can't afford it after buying a bunch of stuff for other people. I know, I know, stupid of me.

Can't help you if it's PS3, though. Cheats for money/ammo might not be needed, but all the grappling hook stuff is rather nice.

 

[joebthegreat]

OK so it was censored so let me say it in a less insulting manner.

Mormons are a type of Christian.

 

[PekoponTAS]

The plot in Drill Dozer is too long, too complex, and completely unnecessary. Also the underwater level is a pile of poo.

 

[Ham_authority95]

This is a very healthy thread that promotes self-reflection. Nice.

OT:

-Sexual activity: Can cause pregnancy, which would be one of the worse things to happen to me.

-Playing music live: Getting the opportunity to do it is hard.

-Music: I don't/won't like 90% of it. I also won't be able to listen to 90% of it.

-Food: If I eat too much of it, I will get unhealthy.

-Video games: They require mental effort.

-Life: It's expensive and shit.

 

[Varrdy]

Muscle Cars - Because I don't own one...

Beer - Because it makes you fart like a mofo the morning after you drink a lot.

Top Gear - The presenters get paid to have colossal amounts of fun!

Football - Because it seems to attract scores of deeply unpleasant fuckwits (both on the pitch and in the crowd).

Waffle House - No restraunts at all in the UK.

Petrol - The fuel of champions but, thanks to our last government, it would be cheaper to run my car on 50 year-old single malt.

Mass Effect 2 - And they said the sex-scene in Mass Effect 1 was tame...

Red Dwarf - I'm sorry but series 8 was dire...

My Bed - Because 99% of the time it's in use, there's only me in it.

Wardy

 

[moose_man]

Rurouni Kenshin: The fact that I have to wait till I can buy the sixth volume of the manga. I wanna know how the battle with Seta ends!

Spoiler

It's a tie.

 

[Plurralbles]

Boobs sometimes become droopy and sad or have bad days.

 

[Jamie Doerschuck]

PS3 - I hate your controller. You have no problem making a dildo version of the Wii's controller - why can't you just copy Microsoft's controller style? It's so much better!

Sir I have just brought an XB360 and can assure you that you are insane.

Seriously though, having just brought the controller and used it, I don't know how anyone can think that. Maybe my hands are just freakish.

No, I totally agree with you. Then again I have smaller hands... Do you have small hands?

But I LOVE the PS3 controller.. The (gameplay) buttons are all perfectly placed. Whenever I pick it up my hand just naturally fall into place. Actually, that always happened... Even when I got the original PS1 Dual Shock controller. The start and select buttons are a little awkwardly placed, but if I'm in a super hurry I just use the home button to pause it..

Also, the analog sticks are WAY easier to move.

I really, really hate the old pervert guy on Family Guy, he's the least funny of all characters.

Same. He's.. Ew. Besides, they didn't even get his fetish right.. Chris is too old for that. And too fat...

Psychonauts - JUST MAKE THE NEXT GAME ALREADY. I'm tired of being teased. Double Fine has strung me along for years.

Pokemon - Bring back Brock and Misty, these other people are annoying. And even if we don't innovate anything else, can we PLEASE think of a different plot line? But kudos for the first female professor!

Android - GIMME THE UPDATES, OM NOM NOM. Also, don't phase out support for the original Droid! It's still one of the most capable phones out there, and one of like.. Three that has stock Android. Also, it's one of four-ish phones that has a keyboard. But I want a high end smart phone (ruling out the Ally) and I hate Blackberry keyboards (sorry, Droid Pro) so that just leaves me with the choice of getting a Droid 2 or keeping my original. I hate Moto Blur and I don't really feel like paying another $200 just to get (essentially) my phone in blue..

Apple - LOL, jk.. I hate you.

Impossible Creatures - COME. FUCKING. BACK. Has anyone else even HEARD of this game? I know the campaign sucked (or was sub-par, I never really played it) but the novelty of making my own army alone kept me coming back. It STILL keeps me coming back. Also, the graphics are pretty damn good for like.. 2003. They still look nice.

Zoo Tycoon - Please come out with a Zoo Tycoon 3! It makes me cry inside that I haven't heard anything about a new game, AND that you stopped releasing expansion packs for 2 before there were as many animals as the original one. I still play the original just so I can play with all the dinosaurs......

The Sims - Release another Makin' Magic equivilant. Makin' Magic and Pets were by far the best expansion packs, added the most stuff, added the most DIFFERENT stuff (instead of just more furniture), and were just damn fun! I'm liking the zombies, mummies, aliens, and vampires but it's not nearly as fun when I can't cast love spells on them or watch my dog run away crying... And please stop with these stupid vacation packs. The business one for the Sims 2? Cool. Seasons (also another biggie that they need to re-release for the new game)? Awesome. Actually.. I haven't really liked any of the ones for the Sims 3. My favorites were Makin' Magic, Pets, University, and Seasons. But we've never gotten anything like them again. Yet we have like 30 different ways to send them on vacation...

Spore - I feel like the least fun parts are really drawn out and the fun parts are too short. Also, I feel like the most work went into the beginning two stages and the space stage, but the rest of them (including my favorite, the tribal stage) feel like after thoughts.

Over the counter cold tablets (the ones in the aisles, believe it or not.. I just found out the over the counter ones aren't the ones you have to sign for in the back) - If you take out all the ingredients that actually work in fear that I'm going to make crack with them, why do you sell your medicine anymore? I can make sugar pills myself..

Claritin-D - WHY do I have to sign for you?!?!? I swear every time I get a cold the pharmacist thinks I'm running a crack lab! When I get sick I get sick for a really long time, so I end up buying like 4 boxes..

Secret - Why did you discontinue my favorite scent in the gel deodorant? I like the new lavender one I get instead, but I miss my vanilla =[ And I hate the normal kinds, even though you still have vanilla in that..

 

[Jamie Doerschuck]

Boobs sometimes become droopy and sad or have bad days.

Boobs NEVER have bad days.. They're awesome.

 

[wolf92]

Star Wars isn't that good of a Sci-Fi series, and Firefly deserved to be canceled.
That hurt more than I expected it to