Say something that has never been said before

[Siuki]

[Witty comment complaining about thread topic]

OT: [Witty comment about one thing beating another/one thing being best/worst(i.e. Zune better than Ipod, Standard better than Metric, Half-Life 2 worst game ever, Mcdonalds's healthiest restaurant on the planet, etc.)]

If I was to make one myself though, it would be that Jack Thompson is the greatest video game enthusiast in the universe.(Could actually work, but for a totally different reason.)

 

[saintchristopher]

"And the Oscar goes to... Michael Bay!"

 

[Siuki]

"And the Oscar goes to... Michael Bay!"

For the most mature, foreign, explosionless movie of all time.

 

[MySoxSmell]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

wow that one was really good, im impressed

 

[Vagabond_Samurai]

1. We are the children of hydrogen and our fathers bodies burn brightly to illuminate our heaven.


2. The ideas of the world are as the mighty trees of a forest. We bask in their shadow and our seedlings shrivel from lack of nourishment. They are old, dead, and unbending. The sparks are hungry for their bodies; the saplings yearn for their ash, the seeds desire the chance to bathe in the sun unencumbered by their malicious shades.

 

[Veldaroth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQ2756cyD8
Fry and Laurie had the best one
"Hold the news reader's nose squarely, water, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."

 

[lithiumvocals]

I divided by zero and the universe didn't explode. Also, FUCKING BRICKS!!!!!

...and that's when I shot him your honor. He was molesting the masonry.

Unfortunately, he had the Iron man suit. He flew high into the chocolate sky, farting mushroom clouds the whole way up. The space truck, which was blasting "Achilles' Last Stand" picked him up. They lived happily ever after.

 

[saintchristopher]

"And the Oscar goes to... Michael Bay!"

For the most mature, foreign, explosionless movie of all time.

Don't forget female-empowering.

 

[Wing Dairu]

I am going to stick this forkful of cheesecake right into my ear until I can understand the language of bees.

 

[Megacobb]

Excuse Me sir I am about to get monkey cowboy ninja all up in ya grill with my awesome river dance I learned from mimicing Pickachu

 

[Fredrikorex]

"Why don't you give me bacon and cake for my soft skin."

Maybe someone realy wierd has said this before.

 

[Starke]

I divided by zero and the universe didn't explode. Also, FUCKING BRICKS!!!!!

...and that's when I shot him your honor. He was molesting the masonry.

Unfortunately, he had the Iron man suit. He flew high into the chocolate sky, farting mushroom clouds the whole way up. The space truck, which was blasting "Achilles' Last Stand" picked him up. They lived happily ever after.

As newts, in the river Styx, with no idea where their iguanas had gone.

(Yeah, I've no idea where the lizard thing came from either.)

 

[Lullabye]

"My cyborg monkey ninja is the messiah of the new world!"

That sounds like a plot line for a Kim Possible episode.

OT: So I was just enjoying the latest M. Night Shaymalan film...

 

[Serge A. Storms]

As soon as I pull this hot poker out of my ass I'm going to chop my dick off.

Nah, been done.

 

[deonte9109]

The game says "All your base belong to us" do you think we should fix that?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"Why oh why dear Yog-Sothoth did I buy the new iPod Nano when I could have got the first edition Zune!?"

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Write something that you think has never been said before ever in history. A series of words that have never been uttered untill now, I'll start:

"Please stop punching my kangaroo, he's trying to read a book on teeth cleaning"

I be titty fucking bitches in da azz betoch

 

[thefragboxed]

i'm a member of the tea party and i have no fear of brown people

 

[monstersquad]

We simply must do something about these Slutty Werewolves. ( Slutty Werewolves would be THE GREATEST name for a band, I think.)

 

[RedDeadFred]

Gerald, my desk lamp, just sang a song about how he and his other lamps will one day rule the world and eat all Triscuits they want.

Ya I just put that sentence together by glancing around my room.