Say something that has never been said before

[Jack_Uzi]

"Since my asperagus started to revolt, my frige is on the brink of extinction."

 

[Jimson]

Play Station came before the N.E.S.

 

[Zack84]

"Honey, let's sell the kids, move to Zanzibar, and start taking opium rectally!"

--the great George Carlin, on "things that have never been said before."

 

[Gunjack65]

In Modern Warfare 2 - What a fantastic shot you are my friend, fair game, fair game. Hopefully we will meet again when I respawn

 

[Zack84]

"M.Night Shyamalan still has it"

Ahahaha burn.

 

[Hurray Forums]

Why thank you Fuuka, I found your information on this battle extremely intelligent, helpful, and crucial to my success. The beautiful voice with which you deliver it is just the cherry on top!(no points for guessing what I was playing earlier *grumbles*)

Also: Candlejack

 

[Pegghead]

Once, once is punce. But thrice, thrice is ice.

 

[ilspooner]

Don't devour this rock Mr Fop, it will save the world tomorrow!

 

[thylasos]

Excellent example.

"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."

 

[Wapox]

I don'r think I ever saw a game that sucked more than mine.. I guess I can't make games anymore.. oh well, we can allways make another Mario Game... - Director of Nintendo

 

[Gigano]

The Raspberry smoothies shall annihilate the world as we know it, soon we shall all be slaves to their fruity little cult! Jesus told me when I gave him my old socks.

[small]And now we wait for the doomsday cult to form...[/small]

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"I don't know why people don't like her, Kesha has real artistic merit!"

[sub]I feel sick....[/sub]

 

[DSK-]

Super Snapcock Bro's
Super Paper Snapcock
Super Snapcock Galaxy

I still can't think as to the reason I already made these up last year :/

 

[Durgiun]

It has been said in the smallest book of Gazhia that the blue dot swirls will one day ass-pound the skeleton worm into the stars of purpleness for their god GULAHJ!

 

[Queen Michael]

Holy hentai on a helicopter, what crocodile could I forcibly say and know that millions of manga books must mourn the many multifaceted markets of California's CD cases?

 

[Yarpie]

As soon as this communistic badger has gotten out of my daughters bed, I plan on baking a cake in the shape of Denmark being french kissed by Brazil.

 

[AMCization]

The Twilight Movies are better than the original Star Wars trilogy...OH GOD NO!

 

[Trivun]

I never thought that the day I shoved a balloon up my nostrils and then proceeded to pull out my own brain with an Egyptian mummification technique would ever come. And yet, it has...

 

[Queen Michael]

Excellent example.

"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."

That was hilarious!

 

[El Poncho]

Well done Hitler, you have passed Art College.