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Wait, other people are stapling their hands to pigs? Clearly I'll have to progress to phase 2 of operation watermelon giraffe, and staple my ears to a cow as well.The Amazing Tea Alligator said:
Now would you please stop standing on my mole, I'm trying to hybridise it with a hippopotamus.
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"Master Chief is one of the most developed and original characters in the history of storytelling, the range of emotions he displays are mindboggling and there are more dimensions to his character than the total number of Halo games sold."
Alexander the Great is basically a member of a fraternity and a philosophy major. I mean, he was into philosophy, drunk a lot, and thought he was god. (joking and this was probably said by someone else before, just been thinking about this.)
Probably at some frat party there was some really strong knot that one could untie, and he was like fuck it, and he sliced the rope.
Him and Diognes were probably chillin, and Alexander was like I can offer you anything in the world. Diogenes said back, "I want you to move out the way so I can get the sun, yo." Alexander was like "WOAH DEEP, DUDE."
Probably at some frat party there was some really strong knot that one could untie, and he was like fuck it, and he sliced the rope.
Him and Diognes were probably chillin, and Alexander was like I can offer you anything in the world. Diogenes said back, "I want you to move out the way so I can get the sun, yo." Alexander was like "WOAH DEEP, DUDE."
If I could shoot lasers out of my tear ducts, perhaps that microwave wouldn't be defecating on Helen Clark's grandma, and you wouldn't have the intellectual equivalent of six hens in a toaster.
^Proven wrong.Monkfish Acc. said:
Don't know if you're serious or not. If yes, cool you've gained a million point in my book, if you're not then you're on the same page as most peopleMonkfish Acc. said:
I could say any combination and I guaranty some idiot has said it before. Hell even if I bashed the keys randomly, I wouldn't get anything original
Mertoids were the foundation through most ancient civilizations. Some sort of of wisdom rained down to Mark. A man named Mark pooped through fields of octoroon. Poop and octoroon together at last, and in peace.
"I believe that your racecar driving chimpanzee may have flung his feces at random passers playing the flute under an umbrella on mars." .......wow
Maybe it's just because it's almost 2 in the morning here, but I honestly believe that was the funniest thing I will ever read. No sarcasm.Hashime said:
